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Carisa, 31

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About Me

So I'm gonna try this online dating and put a few bullet points of my life. Let's see if anyone actually reads this.- The mountain air is like crack. What can I say? - I'm SCUBA certified which really helps me in the mountains.- I love the outdoors and am very active, but I dont jump off helicopters onto cliffs to snowboard while performing Tai Bo and fighting ninjas. Although that would be pretty cool. If I could do all that then, heck, I'd freaking date myself. You have to agree. Right? But nah, I have ran plenty of 5Ks. I played 8 years of soccer. Impressed? Yea you are.- I have my degrees in Biology and Chemistry. I'm a science nerd. I work in a lab. No I won't buy you dinner on the first date.- Can you say "nerd"? Because you'll probably say that a bunch while hanging out with me. I'm very educated on the finer things in life and can cover a broad spectrum of topics to banter about, but I tend to lean towards science, sci fi, movies, video games... I love Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, my PS3, bla, bla, bla. But that's not to go without saying that I won't jump on the opportunity to watch a football game. Or soccer game. Or hockey. Yea. Beer and football. Awesome.- Do you like tattoos? No? Do you like piercings? No? Then stop reading and go to that other chick's profile because you won't like me. You know, the chick with the hot cleavage and the duck face? The one who is a single mom and got her cosmotology license? That one.- If you haven't noticed by now I'm a very sarcastic, witty woman. I have a huge sense of humor. If you didn't notice then you've been reading with your eyes closed. Which is impressive. I'm actually impressed. That's hard to do.- Bla, bla bla women talk a lot. I don't want to give everything away because then what will we talk about? I'll leave you with this; In everyday situations I often quote movies, I like to have spontaneous dance parties, when I don't know a word I use a sound effect in it's place and I really can't look at a baby panda/puppy/owl picture without saying awwww. (See I have a girly side) Do I have to call it a date? That's a lot of pressure. Then both of us act weird because we're on the spot and trying to impress each other. It snowballs into us not being entirely genuine because we don't want the other person to know how weird we actually are. Ugh, dating. How about this? How about you don't ask me to meet you at your place the first time? Hm? I like my skin on my body. I'm a smart girl. It's not gonna happen so don't ask. How about asking to go get a nice mircobrew? Or grab a quick bite? I like food. It's not rocket science.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kaley

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I'm a 33 year old nurse and single momma of one three year old boy. I love to laugh, hang out and have fun. :-) I am a respectable woman so please come at me that way. :-) I'm out going and I'm myself from the get. If you ain't about nothin or you like games and drama keep it pushin pimpin. ( In other words, I have a career, my own place, a car, and independently take care of myself and my son. If you can't bring the same to the plate, have a nice day, but please do so elsewhere lol) Drama isn't my thing, it interferes with the good, and ain't nobody got time for that lol. I'd like to eventually find someone who makes me want to be in a relationship with them, but thus far it's been the disqualification round.. lol. I'm a "go with the flow" kind of person, easy to get along with for the most part, but I do have a smart mouth, only because I don't take life to seriously and I like to laugh. If you have no sense of humor, you probably should stop reading now :). I don't play games, I'm very honest, ( so don't ask me a question that you don't really want the answer to.) so.... there's that. I have a son who is the center of my world, he takes precedence over all else in my life. I have high morals and self respect, so if you're looking for that toot it and boot it girl, swerve and miss me with that shit. I have a son who looks to me to learn about the world, and the way I treat others and the way I allow myself to be treated will someday be reflected in the man he becomes, I can't expect him to respect me if I'm not willing to be a person who deserves respect... I want a man who is gentleman enough to hold the door but just thug enough to smack my ass as I walk thru it lol

  • Nancie

    Online

    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    My friend suggested I try this, so here I am!! I'm a pretty normal girl, looking for a pretty normal guy...hopefully one that likes the same things I do. A little about me: I like doing anything outdoors, I have a dog, I like beer, I like my job, I like going out and actually doing things (who doesn't, I know), but I do love being a couch potato sometimes. I read occasionally, I like shopping, photography, movies, running, eating out...I'm pretty much a go with the flow kind of girl. I'm sure I left a ton out, so let me know what you want to know... I think a good first date is one where you actually end up doing something, going somewhere other than dinner, a movie, the usual. Although those are alright, too. Something that makes you laugh is always good. I feel like if I'm laughing, I'm always having a good time!!

  • Terry

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm currently starting a new phase in my life. I am working in group homes with disabled individuals with psychiatric diagnoses as well while I study for my licensing test to become a certified Counselor. I am the single parent of a soon to be 15y/o boy who is more adult than child at this point in his life. Someone who takes us on (as we are a package deal), does not need to worry about "raising" a small child. I am open to new experiences, and enjoy learning about the world around me. I consider myself well rounded, open minded, and have been told that I'm a riot once I open my mouth. However, it's not all fun and games with me. I'm pratical, down to earth, and ready to settle down with the right man. No game playing here. There is no point in that. What I am looking for:I want to share my life with someone who loves children. I want someone who is open to new experiences, willing to learn, willing to share hopes and disappointments, and grow old with me. My ideal match would be: fun loving and relaxed, comfortable with themselves and the world around them, humorous, witty, creative, intelligent, and be goal oriented. Someone who knows what they want, and is not afraid to go after it no matter what the cost. Someone who understands that there is no such thing as a "perfect" person, and is willing to accept me for who I am, without any preconceived notions of how I should be.If anything I have said interests you feel free to reach out and say "Hi!" I will respond to everyone who takes the risk to contact me. My perfect first date? After some awkwardness, good conversation, and a real connection maybe a short kiss good night.

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