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Carisa, 31

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About Me

So I'm gonna try this online dating and put a few bullet points of my life. Let's see if anyone actually reads this.- The mountain air is like crack. What can I say? - I'm SCUBA certified which really helps me in the mountains.- I love the outdoors and am very active, but I dont jump off helicopters onto cliffs to snowboard while performing Tai Bo and fighting ninjas. Although that would be pretty cool. If I could do all that then, heck, I'd freaking date myself. You have to agree. Right? But nah, I have ran plenty of 5Ks. I played 8 years of soccer. Impressed? Yea you are.- I have my degrees in Biology and Chemistry. I'm a science nerd. I work in a lab. No I won't buy you dinner on the first date.- Can you say "nerd"? Because you'll probably say that a bunch while hanging out with me. I'm very educated on the finer things in life and can cover a broad spectrum of topics to banter about, but I tend to lean towards science, sci fi, movies, video games... I love Star Wars, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, my PS3, bla, bla, bla. But that's not to go without saying that I won't jump on the opportunity to watch a football game. Or soccer game. Or hockey. Yea. Beer and football. Awesome.- Do you like tattoos? No? Do you like piercings? No? Then stop reading and go to that other chick's profile because you won't like me. You know, the chick with the hot cleavage and the duck face? The one who is a single mom and got her cosmotology license? That one.- If you haven't noticed by now I'm a very sarcastic, witty woman. I have a huge sense of humor. If you didn't notice then you've been reading with your eyes closed. Which is impressive. I'm actually impressed. That's hard to do.- Bla, bla bla women talk a lot. I don't want to give everything away because then what will we talk about? I'll leave you with this; In everyday situations I often quote movies, I like to have spontaneous dance parties, when I don't know a word I use a sound effect in it's place and I really can't look at a baby panda/puppy/owl picture without saying awwww. (See I have a girly side) Do I have to call it a date? That's a lot of pressure. Then both of us act weird because we're on the spot and trying to impress each other. It snowballs into us not being entirely genuine because we don't want the other person to know how weird we actually are. Ugh, dating. How about this? How about you don't ask me to meet you at your place the first time? Hm? I like my skin on my body. I'm a smart girl. It's not gonna happen so don't ask. How about asking to go get a nice mircobrew? Or grab a quick bite? I like food. It's not rocket science.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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