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Bambi, 35

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need to get this out there....if you have pictures of your children on here and then a****shot...PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER ME! And if I agree to meet you, brush your teeth, eat a tic-tac and wear clean clothes! *********ATTENTION***********I DO NOT WANT NOR DO I NEED MY FART BOX TONGUE PUNCHED!!!!!!!!!!SAD I FEEL I HAVE TO SAY THAT....BUT Y'ALL ARE SCARING THIS LIL FISHY TO THE OTHER END OF THE POND. Thanks, Jen******************************I can not stand games. And I despise a liar! With that being said.....Well, lets start off by saying i may be a bit of a realist, some what sarcastic and i definately know what i want in life and out of a relationship. If your shirt is off in your pics, im good, i dont need to see your abs, or biceps, or unruly nasty chest hair. JS. I really dont care what you drive, as long as it gets from there to here. I dont care how much money you do or dont make, as long as you make some. I smoke, every day, all day, so if it bothers you, sorry about your luck. I dont really wear make-up, i dont tan in a bed, and i dont dress like a teen drama queen!So if your still reading I guess you're not afraid yet. I am your basic everyday girlnextdoor...blah,blah,blah.....Im a human like you. I have good days, bad days, and very horrible days.I love deeply.i care selflessly.I give unconditionally.I work hard.I respect.I stop and smell the roses.I remember yesterday, live for tomorrow.Im spontaneous.Im random.Im silly.Im serious.Im happy.Im cranky, occasionally. Im loyal.Im honest.Im crazy {at times}.Im different.I love to talk.Im a good listener.Most important......I AM MEIf your interested, leave me a message. Please dont hesitate, how will you ever know if you dont!************wondering why I am even bothering...I mean half of you don't respond. A quarter of you won't read this, and the rest of you, well, I tried. Just seems pointless. Nobody is serious about a real lady. I don't want a sex buddy. I want a relationship. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR????************** A public place, a beer, a cup of coffee....I mean thats enough time to see if theres any kind of spark........

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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