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About Me

I do not take drugs, I am drugs... I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for 3 days in a row.I woo men with my sensuous and godlike guitar playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.I don't sweat. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I once read "; "Moby****" and "; in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary 4-course meals using only a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.- Will you be the one? We will have to see...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Charleen

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I LOVE COOKING,GRILLING,TRAVELING,BEACH BUMMING,HORSEBACK RIDING, BOATING, FISHING, CAMPING, BOWLING, BADMINTON, VOLLEYBALL, BIKING,GOING OUT,ADVENTURE IN ANY FORM ...THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.MY GOAL IS TO FIND THAT SOMEONE WHO IS STABLE, SERIOUS, AMBITIOUS, DEPENDABLE, FUN, SOCIABLE, HONEST,INVESTED AND CARING. I'M NOT LOOKING TO BE YOUR MAID,COOK, FWB,ONE NIGHT STAND,BILL SPLITTER,OR BABYSITTER PLZ THANKS. I AM A GIRLY GIRL AND TOM BOY. I CAN BE GLAM & GLITZ OR I CAN BE LAID BACK. I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO GET "DONE UP" ALL THE TIME THAT'S A WASTE OF EVERYBODY'S TIME. SOME OF MY TURN OFFS : HUNTING I DON'T THINK IT'S A SPORT SORRY ,RUDE OR LEWD ***,NO PROFILE PIC,OUTDATED PICS,FAKE PICS, HALF TRUTHS AND DRUG USE OF ANY KIND. I HAVE 2 CATS AND A DOG I LOVE ANIMALS, KIDS, PHOTOGRAPHY, NATURE, ART, CREATING, ENTERTAINING AND DESIGN BASICALLY ALL ASPECTS OF ART. I AM ALL ABOUT SELF IMPROVEMENT I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT BUT A WORK IN PROGRESS. I PLAN TO FINISH SCHOOL AND GET MY DEGREE. I'M ALWAYS UP FOR NEW EXPERIENCES & ADVENTURE AS I FEEL THEY BOTH MOLD AND BROADEN PEOPLES MINDS. I AM A VERY PASSIONATE PERSON AND I EXPECT THE SAME IN A PARTNER, SEX ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT,AND ONE OF THE LEADING REASON WHY PEOPLE CHEAT & RELATIONSHIPS FALL APART.*MY WARNING LABEL* I AM TALL! OVER 6 FOOT IN HEELS ; ) HOWEVER I'M OK WITH SHORT OR TALL GUYS. I HAVE CURVES I AM NOT SKINNY. ALTHOUGH I FEEL I HAVE CURVES WHERE THEY MATTER I AM WORKING ON A HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE AND I WILL BE TRANSFORMED BEFORE THIS COMING SUMMER :) I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY PHONE # UNTIL I FEEL YOU ARE SERIOUS. We should get to know each other well enough to fill this blank in :)

  • Rubye

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Please don't take offence to this but I don't date out of my race. That's just my preference. I am just me no more no less. I will not change for anyone. I like all kinds of music Country is what I listen to the most. I am a single mother of 3 beautiful teens that drive me crazy sometimes but what teenager wouldn't. I am not looking for a sugar daddy or a father for my kids. I take care of all of my bills my self everything I have is paid for and I have done it my self with out any help and will always do it and my kids have a father. I also don't like secrets so if you have them I don't need you. If your married PLEASE move on I'm not interested. If your looking for a one night stand move on don't want and I'm not that hard up. If you don't have kids and want them I am sorry but I cant have any more. I do find tattoos sexy just saying. I am looking for someone that will love me for me what's on the inside as well as outside. I am not perfect by any means I do have my faults everyone does. I do everything in my power to make my man happy in every way possible. I like to show my man as much affection as I can. I am the type of person that gives 100% to my relationship. I do not like drama I never go to bed mad. If you want to know any more just ask I am very blunt and honest.

  • Rylie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm a shy person at first until I get to know someone. I love spending time with my kids and my family. I enjoy listening to all sorts of music. I'm and honest, faithful, caring person. I don't do one night stands or booty calls and I DO NOT like guys who think they are players. I have been cheated on way too many times. I want a one woman man who knows how to treat a woman. I enjoy lots of things that consist of playing pool, camping, fishing, etc. My kids are number one in my life and always will be. If there is anything else you would like to know please feel free to message me and ask. First date would depend on the person I'm going out with and also the weather.

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