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Eppie, 33
United States, North Carolina, Whiteville

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I do not take drugs, I am drugs... I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for 3 days in a row.I woo men with my sensuous and godlike guitar playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.I don't sweat. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I once read "; "Moby****" and "; in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary 4-course meals using only a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.- Will you be the one? We will have to see...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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