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I do not take drugs, I am drugs... I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for 3 days in a row.I woo men with my sensuous and godlike guitar playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.I don't sweat. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I once read "; "Moby****" and "; in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary 4-course meals using only a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.- Will you be the one? We will have to see...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-33

    I'm 23 years old and just trying to find someone to get to know and spend some time with and who knows maybe find something more. If you have questions ask me I'm tired of all the fake people and I want to find someone real so of you have any questions Just ask I try to be an open book and honest as possible.

  • Leona

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Well let's see... I am a mother of an awesome little girl who is ten. I have been a licensed massage therapist for 2 years. As for the things I like to do in my spare time, I'm pretty much up for anything; it's the people that make a good time, not the event. But I do love summer activities: camping and canoeing are always a good time, as are hiking and hanging out with friends around a bonfire.! JK LOL I like all kinds of music, but mostly listen to country (what do you expect! I grew up in Middletucky!) and rock. I consider myself to be pretty laid back and easy to get along with. I try not to take myself TOO seriously, and love to joke and play around with others. Some uptight people might think me to be a bit of a smart ass at times, but thats just me kidding around! I wouldn't mess with ya if I didn't like you! :) I am looking for someone who is kind and caring; someone who is genuine and comfortable with who they are. I am an honest person, and expect the same from my partner. Although I enjoy going out and having a few drinks here and there, I have outgrown all the partying of my youth. So, if you are the type who feels he must go out to the bars/clubs several times a week, or even EVERY weekend, please do not message me. No offense to those who do, but thats just not my thing. If you think we might have something in common, feel free to send a message my way!

  • Kiana

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I am a hard working, easygoing woman who doesn't like drama or playing games. I enjoy going to my local gym and biking for exercise. I love my job, because it is challenging and fast paced. I enjoy hanging out with my nieces and nephews when I get the chance. I am always up for trying new things. I like doing things in the St. Louis area when I get a chance. I enjoy all kinds of music. On our first date we could go to dinner and bowling. The possibilities are endless.

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