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I do not take drugs, I am drugs... I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for 3 days in a row.I woo men with my sensuous and godlike guitar playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.I don't sweat. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number 9 and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.I once read "; "Moby****" and "; in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary 4-course meals using only a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.- Will you be the one? We will have to see...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Im a simple kinda girl...... Im a single mother of 2 amazing kids. I work in the medical field. i enjoy outdoors...camping...fishing... Concerts... Cooking....movies... I love to travel... I enjoy all of lifes offerings.... Im ready for love and to settle down...... If your a alcoholic drinker....or into drugs......NO NEED TO APPLY *** A nice dinner..... With some drinks..... Then afterwards a nice walk with great convo !!! or maybe a blanket...some music....and nothing but the stars !!!

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I would love to travel all over the world, but especially to India, Itally, and Spain. My goal is to work in a hotel design firm within ten years. I am adventurous with a sense of humor. I am artistic and generally view the world a little differently than main stream America. I am very passionate about architecture and nature. Honestly, I would love to live in an underground house or a treehouse some day. Sure, I'd do part of the building of the house. My imagination is always on overdrive, that's probably why I like Science Fiction and Fantacy so much...or maybe that's why my imagination's on overdrive. Well, either way, things that are out of the ordinary generally catch my eye. Yes, I'm looking for that knight in tinfoil that's going to make me laugh, but also is responsible and compassionate. Sometimes I like conversation that are very indepth, but, then I also like those conversations that are just silly and nonsensical. I listen to a large variety of music, but my three favorite genres are grunge, swing/jazz, and country. Oh yeah, I love to dance. It's amazing how well the body can express the emotion in music. I like to camp, go on walks, read, spend time with my friends and family...especially my son who is almost three. I like to go to all kinds of museums and gardens. I enjoy gardening and antique hunting. I like to watch shows like The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, and Two Broke Girls. I can be a bit of a dorky/geeky Tom Boy, but I am still feminine at the same time. If you have read all of this and it's made you more curious, then, lets talk! Hmmmm....for a first date, I would like to a nice sit down restaurant with a good variety of flavorful food and an interesting atmosphere or going to some place where we can have some fun. I want to get to know you better, so I really want a chance for us to talk. I like all different types of cuisine and even spicy food.

  • Khalilah

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I'm a laid back female who loves to laugh and have a good time. I don't know if I really expect to find "the one" off of a dating site but I figured I can maybe meet some cool people and make some good friends. I'm not looking to hook up with anyone so please don't even come at me with that. It's pretty sad that I should even have to mention that.I'm looking for someone who must have a sense of humor. I love to laugh!! What's better then having a good laugh? I love to be social but I also like to just hang at home. One of my favorite things to do is go to a concert. I'm pretty versatile in my music! About the only thing I don't listen to is hard core rock. Not opposed, just not my preference. If you are still reading after that, drop me a message. You never know until you try, right? I don't know if I really have an ideal first date. I do know that the first one determines if there will be a second one so make it good fellas!

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