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Yang, 32

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About Me

Well.....well.....well, where to begin on this oh so wonderful aquatic website that has kept me warm on those cold, blustery, lonely evenings in between relationships. Evenings where I enjoy sitting by the fire sipping a glass of wine and writing about all of my special "unique" qualities that make me "the one"...all without a hint of sarcasm to be found!So, if my brilliant and witty introduction did not attract you like a fish to a worm...then the following nitty gritty details may be just up your alley.....Fact: I am a 32 year old female who has a humorous personality. Fact: I try not to take the pitfalls of life too seriously as they are all lessons we must grudgingly learn. Fact: I feel like laughter is truly the best medicine for pretty much any and all ailments. sidenote- If you cannot learn to laugh at yourself or your situation then you will almost certainly go insane by the age of ***the age at which most mid-life crisis occur- new sports car anyone?).Fact: Recently, I recieved my teaching certificate and have been working in education for the past two years.*% off ever since!...but, if you find me at least a little hilarious or at least cracked a smile while reading this then you may be my type...if you read this and you were thinking "what in the hell is this chick saying?" then you are NOT my type at which case you probably wouldn't *** unless you were superficial and only cared about appearances well....I digress- you get the point!!! As much as I love them, no movies on a first date. As hard as I've tried, I've never been able to telepathically get to know someone by sitting next to them quietly in the dark for two hours (although if you cry during a movie and I don't shed a tear, I may question your high amount of sensitivity and this could result in a turn off).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Crysta

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I'm a very outgoing person and am always down to try anything once, maybe even twice if i like it. Right now I am just kinda testing the waters and seeing what's out there. I don't have any expectations, but ultimately it would be nice to find someone real and down to earth. This is a difficult task in LA. If you wanna know more feel free to ask! I'm looking for something meaningful and special. Intimacy is what I really want.. I'm not here to hook up.. I'm am really trying to find true love and and best friend and life partner. We'll make history together. I'll wait for you even if your late-and won't complain. I will feel safe and much more at peace in your arms. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning when we do it together. I'll make you laugh. I'll take care of you when your sick. I'll give you a kick ass massage. My heart will skip a beat every time you walk threw the door. My kisses will take your breath away. I will give you space when you need it. I will let you be you. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you. I'll sleep better when I'm next to you. I'll watch horror movies with you if you promise to hold me when I get scared. I'll love it when I sit on your lap. I'll fit perfectly in your arms. I'll hand write you love notes. I can totally keep a secret. To clarify im not looking for a savor, a fix up project or anything of that sort. I'm looking for a man that's quite simple and adds something extraordinary and special to my life. And I to his. A fair exchange, and amazing mind body and soul.

  • Kaliyah

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    So I'm finally giving this a shot. Excited to meet new people and hopefully find that someone special. I was born and raised in the Bay Area and love living here. I come from a big family and appreciate that so much. It taught me at a young age how to interact with different personalities. I have 11 nieces and nephews and love spending time with them. I'm an old-fashioned girl and I truly appreciate a guy who's chivalrous. I know it's cliche but I truly do want to end up with my best friend. I love being social and meeting new people. I love trying new things and going to new places. I enjoy movies, reading a good book, trying out a new restaurant or bar, going to concerts or sporting events (go Giants) and traveling. I've been fortunate enough to travel to many different countries and appreciate seeing new and different cultures. Would love to find someone who shares my love of traveling:) First date...coffee or a drink:)

  • Myrtie

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I'm a traveller (I love to travel and have visited Asia, Europe, and South America). I love to cook. I am really into health and healthy eating. I love to try new things and am always looking to learn something new.I think it's important to find joy in the simple things in life. Life is short, and its important to make the most of it. When I'm not working I'm usually out with friends, enjoying the outdoors, being active, travelling, or trying something new. I am always up for a new adventure and would consider myself a free spirit. I always think first dates should be simple, giving the opportunity to talk and get to know each other. This could include grabbing a tea and walking around the sea wall or going for a drink.I'm not so big on *** and forth for long periods of time. The only way you know if you click is to meet in person!

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