Total users: 61,928,103 Online users: 222,821
Yang, 32

Online

About Me

Well.....well.....well, where to begin on this oh so wonderful aquatic website that has kept me warm on those cold, blustery, lonely evenings in between relationships. Evenings where I enjoy sitting by the fire sipping a glass of wine and writing about all of my special "unique" qualities that make me "the one"...all without a hint of sarcasm to be found!So, if my brilliant and witty introduction did not attract you like a fish to a worm...then the following nitty gritty details may be just up your alley.....Fact: I am a 32 year old female who has a humorous personality. Fact: I try not to take the pitfalls of life too seriously as they are all lessons we must grudgingly learn. Fact: I feel like laughter is truly the best medicine for pretty much any and all ailments. sidenote- If you cannot learn to laugh at yourself or your situation then you will almost certainly go insane by the age of ***the age at which most mid-life crisis occur- new sports car anyone?).Fact: Recently, I recieved my teaching certificate and have been working in education for the past two years.*% off ever since!...but, if you find me at least a little hilarious or at least cracked a smile while reading this then you may be my type...if you read this and you were thinking "what in the hell is this chick saying?" then you are NOT my type at which case you probably wouldn't *** unless you were superficial and only cared about appearances well....I digress- you get the point!!! As much as I love them, no movies on a first date. As hard as I've tried, I've never been able to telepathically get to know someone by sitting next to them quietly in the dark for two hours (although if you cry during a movie and I don't shed a tear, I may question your high amount of sensitivity and this could result in a turn off).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Callie

    Online

    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-47

    Hi! My name is Callie. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Waynesville, North Carolina, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Jayleen

    Online

    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I hate talking about myself like this, but here we go! I'm a huge Giants fan and it would be amazing for me to meet someone to share that with. There are ***regular season games and I either watch, listen to, or attend almost all of them... :) It hasn't always gone over super well with people that I don't miss games and only eat at restaurants that have tv's. lol (That's an exaggeration... kinda. Ha! I love kids and I'm good with them, so I don't mind someone who already has their own. I'm kind of a kid myself in a lot of ways... I love doing the things we always did as kids... Going to the zoo, building sand castles, flying kites, building snow men, water balloon/gun fights... Some things you just never grow out of! :) Family is very very important to me. I'm very close with my family and cherish the time we spend together. Especially holidays! I'm big on traditional holidays... Listening to Christmas music while decorating the tree, dying Easter eggs, going to the pumpkin patch... You should see the looks you get leaving the pumpkin patch with 10 pumpkins and no kids. Haha! It would be awesome to find someone that doesn't mind doing all of those cheesy holiday things with me. :) I have a good sense of humor and love to laugh and joke. I can be a bit sarcastic and smart-assy I guess, which may or may not be a good thing. I can laugh at myself just as much as I'll laugh at you tho, so that's gotta be worth something! lol ;) I'm ready to start a relationship, but I don't want to rush into it. I want to meet a genuine, nice, polite guy to have fun with. By "have fun" I don't mean hop right into bed, so if you wanna "chat" and think that's going to include sex or dirty pictures or anything of the sort, you're "chatting" with the wrong chick. Please remember, I most likely don't know you, so don't expect me to immediately share intimate conversations and details. ******If you send me a picture of your junk, it's the last time you'll ever hear from me. That's like flashing a stranger! Which Is ILLEGAL and CREEPY!!!!! I only feel the need to include this, because it's happened multiple times. If there's anything that I haven't covered, just ask me! If you want to talk, shoot me a message! Anything in a public setting... low pressure. A baseball game, perhaps? :)

  • Virgina

    Online

    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I\'m honest and warm hearted and don\'t like to play games so please no players. I would enjoy meeting someone who’s ready for a relationship that grows every day with each new experience we share.

Follow Us: