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Ofelia, 35
United States, North Carolina, Waynesville

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About Me

I want to have someone I can share my day with and have them share theirs. I want to have wordless conversations in a crowded, noisy room. I want a guy who will hold the door open for me and then smack my ass as I walk through. I want someone to make me laugh and get my sarcastic humor. I like tattoos. I have a few. I like to go camping, a lot. I spend all my free time with my daughter, who is the best thing that ever happened to me. I can have a sick mind sometimes but don't worry there are no body parts in the freezer. Make me laugh, it's sexier than any cheesy line, which I will laugh at. I want a guy who has original thoughts and is not against having a good debate now and then. I want someone with whom I can wake up and not not want to smother them before they have a chance to scream. Someone who will go to a family dinner and not be scared off of my huge extended family and will agree with me that they are all nuts but we love 'em anyways. I'm not clingy. I am a single working mom. That means I don't get a lot if time for myself. If you're looking for someone to hang off you every word, better make them pretty good words. I am not a Barbie doll. Don't ask me about my boobs. If you're not on here for a potential relationship don't bother, already made that mistake. I like a nice glass of wine now and then. So if you made it this far message me. Conversation over coffee is a great jumping off point. Maybe going to a restaurant I've never been to or out to see some live local band. Mini golf or bowling can always be fun.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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