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Greta, 32

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About Me

Hobbies, watching people pick their nose and wonder when the nasal passageways will collapse. Pondering if while having anal sex if tapeworms feel it too. My goals are the basic be the best mother/wife/superhero/spider kill I can be. My back itches right now so typing this is hard while trying to itch my itch. Omg, new update. I have horrible heart burn. Smh, sad I know. Let's go be insane. Picnic on the Kinzua Bridge, lets go to a play ground and see how dizzy we can make each other. Or let's go help out at a soup kitchen.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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