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Gertha, 34

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About Me

Let me start off by saying I am SUPER PICKY!!!!! If you are crazy, psycho, have a ton of DRAMA..please don't contact me. I don't have time for any extra drama, especially those that have UGLY drama..jus sayin. I have met some strange, weird, crazy (you know who you are), and sexxxxxxy people on here. I obviously prefer the sexxxxy ones with no extra drama.. BUT...if you are sexxxxxy and have nothing else to offer (yeah met some of those on here too) I am NOT the one for you..you have to not only look good, but have something else besides that pretty face or nice body going on for yourself. I am a sucker for a body though..but its not a make or break..just love the bodies!Some say I am shallow...so NOT true..I just know what I want. I am super picky..but I am 33 years old and feel I shouldn't settle for anything less. I have a picture in my head of what I am looking for..but clearly I think that person does NOT exist..LOL..I mean I have yet to find him. Others say I have an attitude..again soooo not true...I just don't put up with shit. If you don't like me for me and all my "flaws" so to speak than you are not the one for me. I am willing to compromise for the right person. I can be difficult..but who can't these days.I am kind of DONE with the younger guys..they really have nothing to offer me- I have FINALLY realized this. Lastly, if you are on here and just wanna f*&% I am DEF not the one! Please don't waste my time or yours for that matter. I am not necessarily looking for anything in particular..I think when you "LOOK" for something that can only lead to dissapointment. **If I don't respond to your messages..don't take it personally, I just know what I am looking for and just like I am not for everyone..you may not be for me as well. One last thing..if you are on here trying to "SELL" dreams please don't even bother I am not looking to buy any at this time. ;-)P.S.....this site truly is the DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you have *** follow me to see more of my beautiful pics ;-) *** you smoke or wear flip flops please don't message me-Automatic DEAL BREAKER!!! And if you have kids or an army for that matter.. Ummm that could be a potential problem as well.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Jacey

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I am a mom to an awesome 4 year old. I am not looking for a step dad for my kid but you must like kids, that is kind of a prerequisite, though you won't be meeting her for at least many months, otherwise that would be creepy (notice the lack of pictures of her on my profile).I am a student, I am on my way to getting my certificate in radiologic technology (that means I'll be taking x-rays). School takes up a huge amount of my time but I absolutely love what I have chosen as my career path (finally). I am a city girl but I do like a good hike now and then. I like taking my daughter to the park on nice days or out to fairs. We get A LOT of ice cream. I am pretty boring most of the time on a week night, I pretty much just hang out with my kid. We do stuff, we play, get more ice cream, in the winter we make snow men. I'm trying to get her into crafts.I waitress. It sucks. I hate it. It makes dating incredibly difficult because I have the exact opposite schedule from most people. But it ways the bills while I'm in school so it serves its purpose for now.I can cook a decent meal. I wouldn't say I enjoy cooking. If I had the money I'd probably eat sushi, Indian or Mexican food every day. I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to cuisine. Falafel is awesome.I'm a beer snob. I'm also a music snob. Descendents, Refused, Fugazi, Death Cab, Modest Mouse, Wilco...if you haven't heard of them it's ok as long as you don't like country or exclusively hard core rap.I'm pretty funny and I'm pretty smart. That sounds totally conceited, sorry/not sorry. I like to make people laugh and I like someone who can make me laugh. I prefer dark, dry, witty and totally un PC. I like Bill hicks. I like art. Most art. I'd probably enjoy a trip to the art museum over a hike. True story. I am also incredibly low maintenance, I get my hair cut about twice a year. I wear strictly flip flops in the summer unless I dress up to go out. I have amazing friends "they say friends are the new family of the 21st century". Talking with friends over a few drinks is the perfect time. If there's a guitar and a fire pit it's even better.Let's see...about the person I'm looking for. You must be able to not only speak but write a full sentence using appropriate punctuation, spelling, grammar and capitals. An lol here and there is ok, but don't over do it (knowing the difference between your and you're will make it or break it).I need someone to match wits with me. Someone smart and funny. Someone who can help to drive the conversation. It can't go one way or the other, we both must be engaged. I am very liberal but my perspective mate is allowed their own opinion as long as they can back it up. A heated debate is welcome as long as it does not turn into arguing. I would rather someone sticks by their morals, values and opinions even if I disagree with them. But compromise must of course be at the end.I am not into sports, if you are that's ok. If you're checking the score on your phone every 5 seconds we probably won't gel. I missed that meeting.I do not want a bad boy. Not even a reformed bad boy. You are probably not reformed. They never are. I would like someone sensitive and caring, who thinks of others first. I'm damn independent but I'm not gonna complain if you hold the door for me.I will probably (most likely) not message you back if you have any pictures on your profile of you not wearing a shirt, or pictures taken in a bathroom mirror, especially a public bathroom mirror (gross) or throwing gang signs or with duck face (possibly grosser on a dude than a picture taken in a public bathroom). Also, I'm not trying to date anyone who lives more than a half hour away from me. It's just not logical. Paint ball. Cause I've always wanted to go.

  • Emogene

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    The most important things in my life are my family and friends. I would do anything for them as I know they would for me. There is nothing better than sharing many good laughs together. I am pretty easy going most of the time but when something really matters to me I will hold my ground. I am a hard worker, have a good head on my shoulders and I am looking for someone who does as well. I am a pretty active person and I am always up for trying something new. I love being outside, especially when the weather is nice. When it is really nice out it is pretty much a guarantee I will be down by the water. For me it is the little things in life that matter the most.Want to know more just ask...but I am not one to *** forth for weeks or months...if we think there's something there...let's meet up and see... Something simple...drinks, coffee (or in my case more likely hot chocolate)

  • Kena

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Hey, I'm a single mother of 2 awesome boys. I'm very positive and down to earth, I'm happy with my life, just looking for someone to enhance it. I enjoy going for walks, working out, listening to music, cuddling watching movies. Im looking for someone who's happy, positive, and knows what they want. I'm extremely affectionate and loving and want the same in a partner.Someone who wants to build a life together, just enjoying life and being happy :)) Whatever we both agree on

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