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Micheal, 33

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I DO NOT, I Repeat I DO NOT do not want to hook up, nor do I want to see any pictures of anyone’s junk. I’m also not least bit interested in helping someone cheat on their wife. Now with that being said……I have a theory in life, if you can’t laugh then you’re dead. Some of my favorite times are spent with friends and family just laughing because we can. I like to tease and joke so a sense of humor is a definite must. I can be very serious when I have to, although, I must admit it doesn’t happen that frequently. I am a fairly easy going person who is always willing to try anything at least once. I enjoy spending my free time (when I have it) doing just about anything as long as the company is enjoyable. I enjoy spending time outside by the pool (when the weather permits), going for long walks, or curling up on the couch with a good book. I am the mother to two amazing kids, an 11 year old daughter and a 2 year old son. I currently work full time as an HR Manager/accountant for a ***acre wholesale nursery and I am working on my MBA. I try to hit the gym at least 4 times a week, but to be totally honest I don't enjoy working out at all but it's one of those things that has to be done.I am looking for someone who doesn't mind a little silliness every now and then. Simple mindedness and complete *** two things I cannot stand. Someone with goals and objectives in life would be nice. It would be fabulous if you knew the difference between….there, their and they’re; to, too and two; where and were; your and you’re; sale and sell; for and four; and last but not least an & and.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I'm currently still in school and have at least two more years to go before I'm plunged finally into the world of work. Being in school means I spend too much time alone. I just don't meet new people in my reading chair. I'm vegetarian. Since you will likely ask why, Ill say: I don't eat meat because it's bad for the environment and for my health. I don't crave bacon, but I do have a weakness for lobster.I love to dance. alone in my room, or in public's just fine with me.I throw parties so that I can dress up in costumes.I like to do things myself if I can. I want to learn to fix my bike. If you can teach me, please let me know.I am definitely opinionated, so it's best if you like a good debate. Rest assured however, I don't take it personally when I find myself disagreeing with someone. I'd say working out is my main hobby. I pump iron, jog, ride my bike everywhere, practice yoga, pretty much everything except rock climbing. Seems to me that rock climbing stuff is just bonkers.As for music, I prefer pretty sounding music. Overall, I'd say, it has to have a tune or a beat, and I'll enjoy it. This is not to say I like everything however.Right now my goal is to meet people who inspire me to be a better person. I like people with a sense of silliness and ethics. Kinda like Kurt Vonnegut jr. If you are he, reincarnated, please message me. Or, if not,if you're silly but cynical, that'll work too.Finally, here's a little tip: If all you say is "Hi" and there's no information about you in your profile that tells me something interesting about you I'm not going to respond. SO! tell me something about yourself! My ideal first date begins with a joke and a smile, includes a bunch of laughing, followed perhaps by a little awkwardness, a number of insightful observations about the state of the world today, and ends with a plan to meet again soon. Where this happens exactly isn't particularly important. A bar, cafe or a park will do just fine. Then I go home and think it all over, get kind of excited about meeting a new person who made my life a little more fun and definitely more interesting.

  • Korrine

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Trying to be unique, which I'm sure you've heard it all before, but I guarantee I'm an original :)Fun loving, down to earth, passionate person with a heart of gold whose looking for my best friend. Very positive and always in a good mood. Total people person :) I'm here because I haven't had the best of luck meeting people out and about, so I figured I'd give this a try. I enjoy going out to dinner with friends, traveling, trying new restaurants, bars, going to the gym and rocking it out at zumba. LOVE Sushi! Can appreciate a good meal and a nice glass of wine. I'm always up for a few beers and a Yankee game. I'm a HUGE fan, so if you like the Mets it may not work out j/k....I may give you a chance lol Also a Jets fan but will root for the Giants too. I love sports but I am definitely a girly girl. Prefer a bar with a dj and a good pint of beer. LOVE to dance! But I also love and dont mine just bringing in food, drinking some wine and renting a good movie. Some times those make the best nights. Definitely would rather do that or go out to dinner with a group of people then be out and about. LOVE my job too! I definitely enjoy going to work everyday, which is a rarity. LOVE my family....wouldn't be anything without them. Super close with my cousins and their kids. Love to spoil them and then give them back at 5 lol Cant wait to have my own kids.So what am I looking for, a real man...someone who is honest, respectful, compassionate, not selfish, considerate, family oriented, has a head on his shoulders and looking for something long term who wants a future with a family. Somebody who isn't into games because i don't know how to play them. Would like to meet somebody cool that I can have fun and feel comfortable with. Definitely not asking for much but still can't seem to find it. I'm not here to waste anyone's time, so please don't waste mine either. If you're looking for a fling please keep looking.Ok, so don't be shy, drop me a line and let's take it from there....we have nothing to lose. That's why we're here! Dinner, drinks and a good conversation or maybe a Yankee game :)

  • Pei

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    hmm. I am looking to start out as friends and see where it goes. That being said, here is a little bit about myself. I work in a high school with special needs kids and love it. I read a lot (mostly sci-fi and fantasty), crochet a lot and spend a lot of time outdoors in the warmer weather. I love to go camping (backwoods, no amenities) and walking in the woods - I would say hiking but the only hikes I have taken lately are aimed at children since I usually go with my nephew. I like bonfires and hanging out with friends. During the winter, I spend more time indoors because I get cold easily. I went to a very small college in the middle of the woods.. I listen to a variety of music. It ranges from bluegrass (ex. Hot Day at the Zoo) to hardcore (ex. Blood for Blood) and almost anything between. One of my favorite bands is Tool. Anyway, if you want to know more ask me. and while it says nothing serious/dating, I am not writing off the idea of meeting someone who can become more than that (start out as friends and maybe become more). Maybe going out for a good cup of coffee or a nice walk depending on the weather.

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