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Micheal, 33
United States, North Carolina, Sylva

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About Me

I DO NOT, I Repeat I DO NOT do not want to hook up, nor do I want to see any pictures of anyone’s junk. I’m also not least bit interested in helping someone cheat on their wife. Now with that being said……I have a theory in life, if you can’t laugh then you’re dead. Some of my favorite times are spent with friends and family just laughing because we can. I like to tease and joke so a sense of humor is a definite must. I can be very serious when I have to, although, I must admit it doesn’t happen that frequently. I am a fairly easy going person who is always willing to try anything at least once. I enjoy spending my free time (when I have it) doing just about anything as long as the company is enjoyable. I enjoy spending time outside by the pool (when the weather permits), going for long walks, or curling up on the couch with a good book. I am the mother to two amazing kids, an 11 year old daughter and a 2 year old son. I currently work full time as an HR Manager/accountant for a ***acre wholesale nursery and I am working on my MBA. I try to hit the gym at least 4 times a week, but to be totally honest I don't enjoy working out at all but it's one of those things that has to be done.I am looking for someone who doesn't mind a little silliness every now and then. Simple mindedness and complete *** two things I cannot stand. Someone with goals and objectives in life would be nice. It would be fabulous if you knew the difference between….there, their and they’re; to, too and two; where and were; your and you’re; sale and sell; for and four; and last but not least an & and.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Canadian Portuguese Spanish Music War
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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

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