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Austin, 31

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About Me

Well, I'm not a barbie doll, I don't wear much make-up, I play in the dirt with my kids and friends. I think life is too short to worry all of the time and refuse to watch it pass by.I am stuborn and opinionated, which tends to either be offensive or endearing to people. I make mistakes but learn from them most of the time. I'm not trying to be perfect, I like me the way I am.I eat anything that doesn't tell me not to, but love seafood (especially sushi).My kids read to me, I don't get much time to read to myself but would love to if I ever get my life of full time mom/home chef/employee/smart ass/house cleaner/laundry service all in perfect balance, with time to spare. I like to drink at least one beer after work, sometimes three or four (watch out I could be an alcoholic lol). I do often go days without drinking at all though. I like hole in the wall/dive bars, but who doesn't right?I am a fan of music. I do claim to like all kinds, but I don't really enjoy rap or classical, so I guess I don't.I think I am a normal person and have never been diagnosed with mental illness. That being said I will not date anyone that needs meds to function in their life.I like beards, yep, beards lol (not required though).I have my own camping gear and enough to share too if yours was stolen or something....just sayin'.I swear. You know, the f bomb and other "offensive" words too.I am looking for another person who can meet a few basic requirements.A) be self sufficient (can't live with yo momma)B) have a car/valid drivers licenseC) have a decent grill (teeth)D) have a stable job (I know this one's tough)E) don't be a flake, we will not get alongF) no bathroom mirror shirtless photos on your profile! I find that shallow.G) you must have a sense of humorOkay, I'm sure I could say more but, I'm really tired and going to bed now.Message me if you want to and are not crying on your mother's sofa about how if you had a job and a car you would drive around looking for an axe to murder me with for this personal attack I have launched at you. I like a guy that likes making decisions, and I have never heard of a bad idea for a first date before.Update: I do not want to go to your house for a first date lol.I would really like to go see a movie, but I heard it's too cliche' lol Cloud Atlas looks pretty awesome though ;0)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Cristina

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Well, I'm back.....looking for my match. I am a single mom of a three-year-old little girl who is the love of my life. She is my number one priority so anyone I date has to understand that I'm a single parent and don't have a lot of spare time and that my daughter comes first. I've outgrown the whole club and party scene so if you're a big time drinker, we probably wouldn't be the best match. I go out and play pool and such, but hanging out in the bars is not something I choose to do on a regular basis....I would rather go do something else. I work full time as a school psychologist intern, which makes my schedule pretty full but I would make time for the right person. I try to be active and busy--but lazy days on the couch are pretty awesome figuring they don't happen very often. Family is super important to me and I am very close with mine. I think that it is important to date someone who is close with their family too.I am not looking for drama, head games, and irresponsibility. I am too old for that. If you like to cheat, lie, or wanting a sugar mama, I am not your girl. I want someone who I can trust, who's not afraid to say how they feel, laugh with, explore the world with, and above all else, just be happy with. Laughing is crucial for me as I am an absolute cornball. I love corny jokes, pick up lines, and being goofy. Personality is a must...I dont care how good looking you are, if you're too good to laugh at yourself, then we wouldn't get along very well. I'm not looking for a father for my child. I am looking for someone who I can be myself around, that accepts me for me, and that hopefully someday I can call my best friend. I'm not looking to jump into a relationship, but I am looking for someone that I could date long-term. I included a variety of pictures (with makeup, without makeup, dressed up, dressed down, etc). The last thing I want is to show up on a date and have the other person be disappointed. I've been on a lot of dates where the other person has shown up looking NOTHING like their pictures. If your pictures aren't current....not to sound rude, but please don't waste my time. Meeting someone who is 6" I mean why lie? You're going to get caught eventually right?! Looks aren't everything that's for sure but attraction is...so misleading people is just not cool. If you're still reading and are still interested, you know the routine. Oh, and if you say you want to meet me and don't send a message, probably won't get back to you...that's just too hard to keep up with lol. So if you don't get a response from that don't take it personal. One where someone shows up looking like their pictures, who can talk *** just sitting their like a mute, and someone who laughs.

  • Gene

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I think this site should have an option for intent that reads: I don't know what am looking for but maybe you are it. I want flowers and dates, kisses and sleepovers, but no "I love you" any tine soon. I am a Taurus, I make a big deal out of it. I like celebrating. Work keeps me very busy. I'm not a bar hopper typically so I'm not always out in the single scene unless I'm going to live music. I like Twitter. I have tattoos and want more. Something easy...a walk, skeeball, coffee, beer. Please have a vehicle and job.

  • Isabelle

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I\'m just a down to earth person looking for the same. I can be very sarcastic and joke around a lot. I am not looking to play games with anyone and am looking for someone who wants a relationship. I’m looking for person who’s ready for serious relationships and who I can have some joyful moments with.

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