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Maudie, 32

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please read my profile before sending a message.i have a loud laugh, a short temper, a wild side, and a sparkle in my eye.i love to people-watch. and make snarky comments when (in)appropriate.i am judgmental. I've worked on capitol hill. i would love to be able to live in nyc just once.I'm liberal. don't send me a message about how Atlas Shrugged is your favorite book and expect me to be impressed. I'm not. Favorite Music:{all time} the cure. radiohead. alkaline trio. guns and roses. sublime. nin. violent femmes.{sometimes} the weakerthans. bright eyes. interpol. the smiths. the police. the beatles. santogold. nofx. lagwagon. the faint. boy sets fire. the strokes. death by stereo. postal service. the get up kids. murder city devils. small brown bike. adamantium. saves the day. new order. the specials. the killers. organic. stp. tool.{now} band of horses. gaslight anthem. metric. vampire weekend. mgmt. tokyo police club. arctic monkeys. spoon. girl talk. the black keys.books:any kurt vonnegut. still life with woodpecker - the god delusion - richard dawkins. trainspotting -- chariots of the gods - erich von danniken. pretty little liars. ***bossypants - the vampire chronicles - anne rice (the first 4 any way.) books about various religions like scientology, flds, etc... i read a lot. i have kindle on my phone and read where ever i might be.podcasts: WTF with Marc Maron, NPR -********************************************Please message me IF and ONLY IF:you are clever.you read my profile.you like some of the things i like.you're not a sociopath.you're better looking than me, but willing to "slum" it for a bit.you don't allow televised sports to control any portion of your life. exceptions apply to the world cup. apparel. (includes lol, ur, 2, b, etc.)the bible or god is NOT listed anywhere in your profile.you're not a ginger.more importantly, you don't have blonde eyelashes. (some of you must think i'm joking about this. i'm serious. i know what i (don't) like.if you send me a message and i don't reply, don't get upset. *** is much nicer than what i really want to say to you. but sometimes i'm just really mean and nasty. mostly when it is blatantly obvious that you can't or didn't read my profile. drinks or coffee. don't want to invest too much time with you creeps.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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