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Ellie
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
If you want to know more, ask me...I'm a pretty easy going and relaxed girl. I don't do clubs and I'm not a partier. I can hang with the guys but I'm still a lady :) I'm an honest girl with a good heart, just looking for someone to spend some quality time with, friends or maybe more. I'm NOT looking for a booty call. Also, not to sound shallow but I know what I want, if you fit into one of the following categories please DO NOT message me, you will not receive a response. If it bothers you or pissed you off, you probably fit into one of these categories so just move on and good luck with your search. -if your life motto is "YOLO" ...forget about it -if your pants hang past your ass...buy a belt -if you wear basketball shorts or sweatpants for everything, no thanks comfy is nice but when you're in public dress like it-if you take shirtless bathroom mirror pics or duck face pics...keep moving -if your SN includes playa or swagga no thanks -if your shirt fits like a dress...no thanks-if you don't know how to wear a hat properly -if you're throwing gang signs -if you have tattoos on your face or neck -if you wear dog collars or have face piercings -if you want naked photos, you're not getting them don't bother asking -if you're a jiggalo-if you're an alcoholic or drug user...I don't mind social drinking and I pop Tylenol not Ecstasy-if your goal in life is to beat your COD high score...no thanks, I don't mind gaming but in moderation -if you have no ambition or goals in life or mooch off mommy or daddy -if you're looking for a "sugar mama" -if you have baby mama drama no thanks, I am not saying don't message if you have kids- I don't mind that (I have one myself) I just don't want to deal with any crazy exes. -if you have multiple kids from multiple women-I don't do 3-ways and I'm not interesting in being a couple's GF I know this might seem like a lot but if you've finished reading this (you've probably passed) feel free to message me.
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Innogen
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I love camping, fishing, football (huge packers girl), golfing, reading, playing video games, playing poker, motorcycle rides, laughing, and just having fun. I like just spending some time snuggling on the couch and watching a good movie or going out for a night on the town. I love music and just about any kind. Music soothes the soul. I am a mom and my children come first. They are the light of my life. I definitely don't mind if a man has children as well and that they are his first priority also. I am down to earth and love to laugh. I like to joke around so a good sense of humor is a big deal. I work hard for what I have but love to have lots of fun too.
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Marshall
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I'm not going to lie, I have never joined an online dating site before, so I had no idea what to expect or where to start. Wow. But people watching is one of my favorite things so I'm happy to observe!About me:I have a large, quirky and amazing family. They are my favorite people. Ever. I have friends who are like family.I work too much but I love my jobs. Mostly spreadsheets and math which I wouldn't have expected to love so much but here I am with my crush on Excel.There are not enough hours in the day to listen to all the music, and podcasts, I'm obesssed with.-Z to Sevendust to Jack's Mannequin and I'll have no complaints. My interest in cars is what I would call minimal, but my favorite TV show is Top Gear. That says enough about my sense of humor.I spend the free time I have outside of friends, family and work watching football, reading, walking, trying new foods, and going on drives. I wish I spent all my time driving around the country in an RV.Most people think I'm shy when they meet me. My friends and family find this hilarious. I laugh at pretty much everything. No really, everything. Including/especially at things most people have little sense of humor about. Why live through it if you can't have a good laugh about it at some point?About you:I don't have a lot of dealbreakers or an endless checklist for those I let in my life. I'm not looking for anything too serious too fast, nor am I looking for a fling. What's in the middle isn't easy to define in this little box but if you're fun and good company I'm sure we can figure it out. Some place that makes it easy to escape in case one of us is a nutter.