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Magali, 54

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About Me

I am a one eyed, buck toothed, hunch back with a serious case of halitosis. I've been told I have a terrible disposition as well as a tail. Just kidding. I have two eyes both green, they sparkle when happy & shoot daggers when pissed. My teeth are all mine and straight and unless I've overdone the garlic, breath pretty good. I have a good disposition unless forced not too but I do have a tail (no I don't).Seriously, I am a very funny, genuine, nice person. I shoot from the hip and wear my heart on my sleeve. I don't pretend to be someone i'm not which includes the good, the bad & the ugly. Let's face it at this stage of the game we all have baggage, hopefully we don't need a bellhop to cart it.I would like to meet someone that I can enjoy the good times with and endure the bad times with as well since they come hand in hand. I want a man who is actually a man (I don't mean some puffed up stud). A man that treats a woman with respect and more than anything, actually appreciates women.I like a man who is knowledgeable in film, oddities, museums. I love to learn new things.Also, you must LOVE animals. I have 4 dogs and 3 cats so if that is an issue for you I thank you for stopping by & good luck to you in your search. I would like 12 dozen roses (not a dozen roses) delivered by the 3 remaining members of The Monkeys. A limo waiting to get us to the private jet, it will be filled with caviar and fresh fruit. I will show him my best dance moves and you will moon walk. The shopping spree you treat me to will be (wait for it) LEGENDARY!Seriously, a first date is not a cup of coffee so that you can see if someone is pretty/handsome. I will NOT do a Starbucks . A date can be anything from a walk around the park,, brunch. You can't know someone over an overpriced cup of coffee.I like the normal things that people do on dates. Dinner, movies, a walk on the beach, a trip to the zoo or an art gallery. By the way if you are mean, negative and think calling a woman the C work is OK please don't contact me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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