SIMILAR PEOPLE
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FannyOffline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-59
I'm warm, friendly, open, smart, funny, and optimistic. You should be too! Other than that, my only requirements are someone close to my age, a non-smoker, and someone really bright. I really love intelligent men.My preferences? Dogs over cats...Beatles over Rolling Stones...dark roast over decaf...fall over summer...milk chocolate over dark...Europe over beaches...jigsaw puzzles over cards...nonfiction over fiction...late nights over early mornings.....train travel over flying...country roads over highways...jeans over pantyhose (not literally, of course)...history over sports...homemade over store-bought...brains over brawn...It's a big world, and I've only seen a few pieces of it, so if you're adventurous, let's talk. I'll also want to know your favorite book and the best book you ever read (only rarely are they the same!). Then share with me your three favorite movies, because I could talk about movies all day. Where did you go to school? What's the best thing you ever ate? Give me three adjectives to describe your mother. Favorite quote? Funniest thing you ever heard or saw? What music gives you chills? Getting to know someone is one of my favorite things to do. Can we do that, please? I need a little favor here...please don't send me a message in "text-ese," like "ur," "plz," or "b4." It makes me feel as if I'm communicating with a teenager, and I most likely won't respond. (Hold your "snob" comments...you won't change my mind.)If you don't like women who are liberal, plus-sized (I'm currently a size 14...down from an 18 twelve weeks ago; please see my photo in the green sweater), or intelligent, move along...nothing to see here. ***I'm not a fan of extended *** texting, so if you're not willing to meet sooner rather than later, please help yourself to a lovely parting gift.***When can we meet? I'm open. What do you suggest?
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TrudyOffline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-59
If you dare nothing, when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gained.I have been thinking about offering a free ROMANCE ***course for you guys that are a little rusty in the romance area but then I realized there probably isn't a guy out there that would admit that they needed it so I'll just give you a few pointers...1. Don't be creepy guy and and try to tell me what I'm going to do, with whom I'm going to do it and when I'm going to do it ending each and every command with "okay sweetheart"! Especially when we haven't even met face to face and not after we have either!2. Do not assume ANYTHING! For example, If we have been talking on the phone but have yet to meet, and we hang up and you suddenly see that I'm "online" on meetville, do NOT go crazy psycho dude on me! I might have only been showing your photo's to a girlfriend or one of my daughters and was not necessarily looking for another potential prospect. Unless of course you ARE crazy psycho dude, then by all means allow me to see the real you so I don't waste another second of my time wondering if you could be the guy for me!3. Do not ask me during our first meeting if I would consider getting the financing for a new pickup for you which you will make the payments on. No I don't really care that you need a pickup to run your business! I can't afford to be my own sugar mama let alone yours and more importantly...I'm not stupid! In fact don't ever ask me.4. I'm looking for a mate not a job. I don't mind cooking and cleaning and doing your laundry if you don't mind taking me out dancing, hunting, horseback riding or on the Harley. However if it's just a maid and cook you want, I'm for hire but it would probably be cheaper for you to just wine me and dine me! Besides I'm a lot of fun and really good company!5. If you really want to woo me then do NOT, I repeat do NOT tell me that the one thing you really miss about being with a woman is having someone to clip your toenails! I don't care if you look like you're nine months pregnant with a beer belly and can't bend over...I will not clip your toenails! Pedicures here we come! You can't make this stuff up! So if you've gotten this far I can tell you I am a proud mom and grandma to 3 daughters, a grandson and a granddaughter. I am a one man woman. I'm a country girl who isn't afraid of hard work or dirt under my fingernails. I love the rural life but right now I'm not as rural as I'd like to be! Big cities make me grumpy. I love the mountains. You must love dogs! I have 2...a Heeler/Aussie cross, and a Heeler (who needs a job). I love camping, road trips, horses, Harleys. I love ghost towns and prefer the mom and pop establishments. I am a conservative woman with conservative beliefs and yes I probably can outshoot you! I am a starving artist but far from the typical artsy kind of women usually found in NM. I have been attending UNM for a mid-life career change and I still refuse to be a liberal! I WILL NOT RESPOND UNLESS YOU HAVE A PHOTO!!!! Or unless you piss me off!! Coffee and conversation to get to know each other.
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DaniOffline
Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 52-62
I am a small town girl with small town values. I love to laugh and be with those who love to laugh as well. I am devoted to those I love. I am pretty quick with the wit, so if you are really sensitive, I may not be a good choice for you. If you are looking for someone who you can dominate, pass me up. I will go the distance and bend a lot, but I won't be a Stepford wife. I am smart and can handle handle most any situation or problem. I can be happy doing almost anything with the right people. I was married for close to 18 years until his death four years ago. I like to shoot pool, play board games, sing karaoke (bring ear plugs), art, movies, mischief and pranks are great, barbeque, pretty good cook, love to bake! I can watch traffic go by and be entertained. I am finding out that I have lived a sheltered life, so am up for new adventures and experiences....within reason. I am me. I am upfront and honest (as honest as anyone can be).....maybe too much. If you will let me be me....crazy, kooky, klutzy, ditzy, and fun! I will let you be you! Meet and see first.