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Jonquil, 53
United States, North Carolina, Roseboro

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About Me

NO PICS, I WILL NOT RESPOND! I am not Barbie but your height and weight needs to be proportional."If you *** do not receive an answer back it means that I am not interested, you are way too young or too far away for me but I wish you luck in your search".I am PICKY so my attraction to you is just as important as your attraction to me.Just know that I only date CAUCASIAN MEN.Remember the old adage???? Maybe you have forgotten, let me remind you, Hehe, I did change it to suit my purpose but you will get the point. "It is always the "shy" ones" that you need to watch out for.... LOL.If you are a confident and respective man then I might be into you. If you are co*cky or wimpy, not!How would I describe myself! I will keep it simple for those men whose attention span lasts only 30 seconds and reading anything too long or complicated is past their comprehension. Simply stated: "Girl Next Door meets P**n Star". Anything else you want to know can be learned by spending time with me not by sending me countless *** making excuses about not being able to meet. I do not play games. I am looking for someone who is open minded and honest. Not someone who is into playing games and on here trolling or is a crow. If we click then take the time to get to know me. If you state that you are "looking for a relationship" then it should mean that you are "open to getting to know someone and see where it goes". That is unless you are just looking for a "one night st***" then that would classify you as a crow and/or loser. Respect is important. If you can't return a simple message or answer your phone and text messages then on the loser list you go.If your not interested then be a man and say so. I will! If you are looking to put notches in your belt then it sucks to be you. And explains why you are a crow/loser.... and can't get lai* other than by lying and playing games.. So let's meet up for drinks and a few laughs... Warning--any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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