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HadassaOffline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 49-59
A good girls ( guys ) guide to internet dating Ok so where to start really ?? It is a vast and somewhat crazy place the world of cyber dating ..... I have laughed , cried , and been completely dumbfounded . I mean really guys do you think that us woman what to see your great big penises as we sip our coffees and check our *** the morning ??I Digress , I suppose I should start at the beginning and tell you the reasons for trying it in the first place ...lack of free time ... work in a female populated industry ( which would be great if your a lesbian ) but if you like men , and I do .....then aside from the twenty something clubs that abound in my city where does a nice ...none drinking lady go ? Well Plenty of Fish of course . I could come up with many more appropriate acronyms for meetville , but i won't start with that .I started out very naive about the whole dating online thing ....I thought girl writes truthful , honest profile and sets out to find , truthful honest man ...not that easy " lol " that is internet for" laughing out loud " ....and you do a lot of that online ...!I went on dates, some good some bad , some leave you guessing , and some crazy car chases ensued ...I even had a first date where the guys Pitbull ( which he took everywhere with him ) killed some one elses poor little fifi ...yeah that was an adventure ... turns out that mr wonderful was a convicted felon, another got deported back to France ( Illegal Alien ) ,one showed up naked for a first date ...all true . but I am still laughing out loud !I have chatted , and chatted and chatted with a vast array of gentlemen in my search for mister plenty of something ... some have been lovely and inciteful ,some leave you wondering whether your in the wrong line of work ..... you can get paid for psycho therapy, you know .I want to hear that you are a happy well adjusted man child , with a bit of a peter pan syndrome, interested in meeting and keeping a great woman, a desire to travel and a heart to give away to the right girl ..not a commitment phobic ex con with a , crazy ex and a killer dog : ) We can put our little heads together and think of something cool and exciting !!
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OrethaOffline
Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 48-58
I would like to meet someone who wants to enjoy life, and live in the moment I love running and walks in the park,and just hanging out! I enjoy watching movies,and romantic evenings and spontaneous things! I am looking for someone who doesn't play head games. Should be coffee or something simple.
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ShonnaOffline
Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 51-61
Hi, I'm back! I dated someone for a few weeks but it didn't work out, so here I am fishing again. Thinking positive, I need a nice warm man for winter! lolMusic, movies, cooking, crafting, gardening, pets, kids, people, books, computer, education, learning, loving, laughing, enjoying life to the fullest. I like most kinds of music, from hard rock to Mozart, depending on my mood. Black Sabbath is for vacuuming day. lol Today it was ZZ Top for laundry day.What makes me unique is that I am very honest, loyal and love to laugh as much as possible. I like men and I like to be treated like a lady. I hope to meet my best guy ever this way. I will wait patiently until I do. So hurry! : )BTW! A very rude person pointed out that I look "huge" in my hula picture. Well, I am doing the hula, hello? Obviously I have one hip way over to the side. It's ridiculous that I have to explain this, but I am not huge. Or even LARGE. I am average. Perfect men making comments on my crappy pictures need not apply! lolIf I put past Mensa member on here, will I meet smarter men? My dream man is smarter than me, and teaches me things all the time, while not making fun of the things I am dumb about. : ) I, in turn, will help him spell things and understand women. : ) Let's meet, sit and talk, have something to sip on, try to make the other laugh. Let's find out what we can about the person before anyone gets their hopes up and gets disappointed. Be honest, I will. Tell me funny stories or what you like to watch in movies, etc. Don't try too hard, if it is meant to be, it will be. : )