SIMILAR PEOPLE
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IgnaciaOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.IRISH WOMENFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMENFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMENFirst Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.CHINESE WOMENFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMENFirst date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMENFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.MEXICAN WOMENFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: She moves in...The POINT?DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? (IM FRENCH & NATIVE. NOT IRISH :P )
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ShavonneOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
. Anything that would make both us feel comfortable where we can have a good time.
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EvonneOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
My Mom thinks I'm great. My cat thinks I'm ok- but she's a jerk so don't listen to her.These are some things I like: ***Rock- Suspending judgement - Suspenders- Trying to avoid eye contact with someone until they are close enough to wave to- The Arkells- being nice to waitresses - cheese- puns- cheesebuns- having people expalin why my puns don't count as real puns- Flight of the Conchords- misusing the term 'ironic'- Live music- kitten mittons- being punctual - alt J- Slip 'n Slidin'- Mitch Hedberg