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Jona, 25

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About Me

If you can't tell by my headline I love Star Wars and a great pun! I'm on this site because its hard to meet guys in a bar setting because they usually are just trying to get in your pants and "aint' no body got time for dat." So strap on your seat belts gentlemen here comes the part where I attempt to very humbly point out my good qualities because let's face it that's the whole point of this site. Let's see.... I'm laid back, generous, quirky, spontaneous, straightforward, loyal, goofy, easily excitable, ambitious, imaginative, artsy, optimistic, down-to-earth (literally...I'm below avg height for women) and I love to laugh as well as make others laugh!I'm looking for someone who doesn't want to hold me back but *** me. I want someone who doesn't try to change who I am but rather someone who makes me want to be the best me I can be (as cheesy and lame as that sounds) Bonus points:- If you love the Cardinals- If your obsessed with the Beatles- If you've enjoy watching the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies from the early 90's...in the words of Vanilla Ice "Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!"- If you think the best card in Cards Against Humanity is 'Rush Limbaugh's Soft, Shitty Body"-- If you love listening to an ole' Hall & Oates jam- If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.....If you participate or enjoy any of the below, please skip this ginger book-worm and scroll through the profiles until you see a girl with orange skin and rhinestones on the ass of her jeans and message her!- Wearing Affliction Shirts- Like starting fights out of thin air because you're a psychopath- Rocking out to Nickelback- Taking posed shirtless bathroom pics- MMA Fighting- Being Creepy- Using the word "Swoll" to describe your recent trip to the gym and/or your local supplement superstore- Love cheering on your favorite WNBA teamIf you found any of this entertaining and think we would get along well feel free to message me;) Fall is coming up so for now my ideal first date would be drinking some delicious pumpkin beer and then going to a haunted house!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

    Well... I've spent the past couple of years in school trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life, and I'm starting nursing school in the fall, and plan to continue my eduction to become a CRNA. I've worked at OSF for about 2.5 years. I love to read, and am addicted to watching tv series on Netflix. I also like cooking, sports (I'll seriously watch just about anything), music (all kinds, favorite is classic rock), video games (Assassin's Creed, anyone?), my cats (I have 2, but I also love pretty much any other kind of animal), whiskey, science!, flowers, the stars, bonfires, pretty much nature in general, and some other stuff I can't think of. I think I'm pretty easy to get along with, and I'm just as happy staying in as I am getting dressed up and going out. I'm just gonna let you know now, I'm horrible at planning things. But, I'll probably be nervous, so a setting with booze would be best.

  • Gytha

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

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  • Hanh

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    Hi i'm Aoife. I'm a graphic designer. I design graphics for t-shirts and hoodies ect. I love music, mostly indie/rock/acoustic and love going to gigs - which I don't do often enough - and i play guitar and sing a bit myself.I love books and movies. Favorite bands (This list could go on, Ill try narrow it down. Right now I'm into The Lumineers, Jake Bugg, Little Green Cars, AltJ (fantastic album) Of Monsters And Men, The XX, The Naked And The Famous and Foals.Im upbeat and always up for a laugh. A few drinks or a coffee

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