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Jona, 25

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About Me

If you can't tell by my headline I love Star Wars and a great pun! I'm on this site because its hard to meet guys in a bar setting because they usually are just trying to get in your pants and "aint' no body got time for dat." So strap on your seat belts gentlemen here comes the part where I attempt to very humbly point out my good qualities because let's face it that's the whole point of this site. Let's see.... I'm laid back, generous, quirky, spontaneous, straightforward, loyal, goofy, easily excitable, ambitious, imaginative, artsy, optimistic, down-to-earth (literally...I'm below avg height for women) and I love to laugh as well as make others laugh!I'm looking for someone who doesn't want to hold me back but *** me. I want someone who doesn't try to change who I am but rather someone who makes me want to be the best me I can be (as cheesy and lame as that sounds) Bonus points:- If you love the Cardinals- If your obsessed with the Beatles- If you've enjoy watching the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies from the early 90's...in the words of Vanilla Ice "Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!"- If you think the best card in Cards Against Humanity is 'Rush Limbaugh's Soft, Shitty Body"-- If you love listening to an ole' Hall & Oates jam- If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.....If you participate or enjoy any of the below, please skip this ginger book-worm and scroll through the profiles until you see a girl with orange skin and rhinestones on the ass of her jeans and message her!- Wearing Affliction Shirts- Like starting fights out of thin air because you're a psychopath- Rocking out to Nickelback- Taking posed shirtless bathroom pics- MMA Fighting- Being Creepy- Using the word "Swoll" to describe your recent trip to the gym and/or your local supplement superstore- Love cheering on your favorite WNBA teamIf you found any of this entertaining and think we would get along well feel free to message me;) Fall is coming up so for now my ideal first date would be drinking some delicious pumpkin beer and then going to a haunted house!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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