SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Milania
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Here's my attempt at a non-generic profile: Things I like:-Pizza and beer for dinner...cheesecake and wine for dessert-Even numbers (I can't even explain this one concisely...)-Nerdy psychology articles/books (we're not talking Psychology Today...those articles are dumb)-Game Show Network (I mean come on...the things people say on Family Feud...)-My old beat up classic iPod that contains some of the best and some of the absolute worst music ever (I mean what DOES rhyme with "hug me," ya know?) -Kitchen appliances. I get overly excited about using my juicer and bread maker (I promise I'm 25 and not 80...)-Sarcasm: a language I speak fluently-Wizard People, Dear Reader (something I quote religiously) -Honesty and communication. Okay so that's a pretty generic statement but my friends say I'm pretty outspoken and I'll tell you the truth. I think that I deserve the same in return =)-Oh I also really like using the ellipsis because it makes me appear all mysterious...Things I don't like: -Creepy/weird messages...just don't do it. If you think "hmm this borders on creepy" then probably don't send the message. If you can't tell if it's creepy, then you're just a lost cause =P-Piggybacking off of the previous dislike, I also don't like messages that say just say "hey" or "hey what's up?" If I'm going to message you, I try to be at least somewhat witty. I'm saying some pretty awesome things here. If you can't pick out SOMETHING to talk about, then you probably aren't even trying very hard. Truth!-Cats (I'm allergic! :( They kill me!)-Jack Black...I just can't stand the guy!-This conversation: "What's your degree in?" "Clinical Psychology" "Are you analyzing me right now?"---Don't ask...just assume I'm judging you harshly (haha kidding...maybe?). OR when I get this question... "What am I thinking right now?"---hmm psychology is not synonymous with mind reading...but if I like you then I might try and make something up :)Well there you have it. If you actually read that list and think these quirks are oddly endearing then go ahead and send me a message! Don't trap me in a movie theater...you can't even talk! Just supply me with a drink and we can be friends.
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Jona
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
If you can't tell by my headline I love Star Wars and a great pun! I'm on this site because its hard to meet guys in a bar setting because they usually are just trying to get in your pants and "aint' no body got time for dat." So strap on your seat belts gentlemen here comes the part where I attempt to very humbly point out my good qualities because let's face it that's the whole point of this site. Let's see.... I'm laid back, generous, quirky, spontaneous, straightforward, loyal, goofy, easily excitable, ambitious, imaginative, artsy, optimistic, down-to-earth (literally...I'm below avg height for women) and I love to laugh as well as make others laugh!I'm looking for someone who doesn't want to hold me back but *** me. I want someone who doesn't try to change who I am but rather someone who makes me want to be the best me I can be (as cheesy and lame as that sounds) Bonus points:- If you love the Cardinals- If your obsessed with the Beatles- If you've enjoy watching the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies from the early 90's...in the words of Vanilla Ice "Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!"- If you think the best card in Cards Against Humanity is 'Rush Limbaugh's Soft, Shitty Body"-- If you love listening to an ole' Hall & Oates jam- If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.....If you participate or enjoy any of the below, please skip this ginger book-worm and scroll through the profiles until you see a girl with orange skin and rhinestones on the ass of her jeans and message her!- Wearing Affliction Shirts- Like starting fights out of thin air because you're a psychopath- Rocking out to Nickelback- Taking posed shirtless bathroom pics- MMA Fighting- Being Creepy- Using the word "Swoll" to describe your recent trip to the gym and/or your local supplement superstore- Love cheering on your favorite WNBA teamIf you found any of this entertaining and think we would get along well feel free to message me;) Fall is coming up so for now my ideal first date would be drinking some delicious pumpkin beer and then going to a haunted house!
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Sheryll
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Hey, so I've been on this a while now and figured its time for an update. I am a genuine happy person...very down to earth and easy to talk to. I am a little shy when it comes to getting to know new people but I quickly get out of it. I love going to the cinema, going out with my friends, even staying in is pretty ok too. I love animals have a labrador that I adore. My greatest ambition is to go off travelling and see the world. Have just completed 4 years of college something that would break the ice like going for coffee open to suggestions