SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
i am 24**Looks arent everything to me ...but since its online dating and I cant meet u in person to fall in love with ur charming personality, your pics are really gonna have to impress me!!! I don't like to beat around the bush, so I'm just going to lay it out, I know exactly what I want in a man, so I am picky. My guy is preferably a fit, but not a too fit individual, someone who appreciates tasty food and being a lazy fk at times ! ..I can be a very assertive person, so finding a guy who has some hair on his balls would be ideal! So hairstylers, scarf owners, v- If you rate your daily happiness an 8 or higher we'll get along just fine!;D also why is everyones' 2nd language french?!! just bcus we were forced to take it in school dont mean we can speak it ! it doesnt really score u any with the this lady anyway ;D My turn-ons include:high confidencebeing a first priority (vice versa)bigger build ***n no not a fatty... or a ripped/skinny piece of meat eitherI lovvvvve me some arms (preferably the size of my head!!!Laidbacksmells nice!nice smilefacial hair!!!!! clean cut usually reminds me of an underwear model i dont know.. just to prettypoor grammerShaved head or lessso i have this thing where I'm not good with accents ...for giggles, sometimes i like to "advance search" my perfect guy hahahahahah ya .....nothing ever comes upI am a ***pound carbasaurus, born and raised on the farm, super funny, fun and sarcastic also not a drama whore ;D ! In my spare time i enjoy leaving caps half-screwed on fridge items,jogging, eating, cooking difficult things, dancing and the obvious.. watching tv with that special someone!!!Chances are i probly wont message you, bcus i think men should always make the first move, so if you fall into my "turn on category" then msg away.Also, no I am not retarded, just because my spelling is all "special" like, i just dont like typing :DDont get too excited but i coined the word "pofer" ...impressive i know!!And what ever happened to standards, reading profiles,soulmates,age limits...***C'MON!!!??), smiles, undeceiving hats and not showin your nips???So in other words NO cradle robbers, thugs, barstars or sluts!! And if you're one of those guys who msg the girls with their "soft porn" pics ..dont bother either...like wtf is wrong with these brodes??? :OAnd no I would not like to have casual sex with you!Thanks but no thanks!pls have pictures or i wont msg back!!! ..mystery always gets the best of me Cant promise you there wont be any sexist jokes, or cursing.
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DarienOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
just looking for someone cool to hang out with. over drama and over acting like a dumb blonde bimbo to get guys attention. yuck. here's some shitty things about me to get them out of the way;-i can be loud and an obnoxious (mostly because I dont give a **** what people think)-sarcasm is my second language. sometimes it comes off as rude. i cant hold in my rudeness if it's going to get me a laugh-I'm a nurse. so i have a lot of great poop stories.. and i'm not affraid to share them during dinner-i like dude stuff. and i will never pretend not to to make you feel better like some girls. for example, i will out fish you. and i will rub it in your face for a while after! that being said, dont ask me to fix anything... not my thing. Quaddin is da bomb. Own my own, which looks great behind my sick lady truck :)-i'm stubborn. my way or the highway. -ill never admit i'm wrong, but you'll know i know I am if i give up on arguing it... -i like dressing up and looking great... but sometimes i wear sweatpants out for dinner... 'cause it's comfortable. if i wear sweatpants out with you, it's more of a compliment haha. but who am i trying to impress? my butt still looks great in sweats too... im not interested in hanging out with people who have something to prove, and arent cool with being themselves. number one turn off: guys who think flashing cash and bragging will get me on my back... i'm just looking for a cool down to earth dude to hang out with :)shoot me a msg if you wanna hear about some of the good things :)PS. and to answer your question, yes i am a fire breathing unicorn. beers, coffeee, whatever. something cheap so if we hate each other it's not a big waste of time or money. just go with the wind,player by ear.
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LadawnOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Live love laugh-I like automotives and being outside on nice days, I believe in karma and evolution :)Not really religious.Enjoying the simple things in life and loving family . :) A night full of smiles