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IvoryOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality. :PIf you have a tendency of blocking people don't message me, grow some balls and stop hiding behind the block button like a little b*tch!!!**** I am in the middle of a weight loss journey! With this being said, if you can't respect or like me for who I am NOW you will have nothing to do with who I am later!!!***Top 10 Fun Facts. 1. 70 % of the people on meetville have kids. (Now don't get me wrong I love kids but what happened to waiting to have children with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.)2. 90% of men on this site have at least ONE shirtless picture.. (Which is very annoying, big whoop you have abs... Do you have a heart? Can you hold an intelligent conversation? I don't care if you pick things up and put them down.)3. 99.9% of the time I will answer your e-mails no matter who you are... (Unless of course they start with "Hey baby I bet you give great head". That just makes we want to knock out all your teeth and a few ribs so you can give yourself a gummer!)4. Tall Men, Tattoos & Piercings are a huge turn on! Unless the guy is a totally douche bag then it's a waste of ink.5. No one will be the exact same on here as they are in person. Get over it. You will never find that 100% perfect person so deal with their flaws and learn to love them, that is what makes human kind so interesting.6. There are a lot of stoners out there (I am not one of them)... SO...*Puff, puff, cough, cough, pass on*( To clear this up a bit seeing as a lot of people keep saying to bad you don't like stoners.. It's not that I have a problem with people who smoke a bit, it's when you let it run your life.. Not cool. Or when you spark up in my house! That smell takes forever to get out!)7. I am full figured, I have hips and tits so stop asking, don't like it keep moving.8. I am sarcastic and my sense of humour is more twisted than your panties.9. I am here out of boredom and for entertainment, most of the messages I get in a day have to do with sex or drinking or something else completely idiotic, what happened to having a normal conversations? ****NEW RULE*** You message me something dumb I will post it on my profile for all to see... Better hope you read this part!10. I live to laugh. I will do anything in my power to show someone true friendship. I will always be there and defend you to the end. Believe it or not I am one of the nicest people you will meet, and I take great care of the people I hold dearest... Get my mad though and you better run... HULK SMASH!OH and always remember, never make fun of the fat girl... She'll make you regret it! Later Haters!P90X in October. Yeahhh buddy!*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************Now for some of my dumb messages... southpaw***PMReport this message for inappropriate contentGod your beautiful, what would it take for me to come right now and bang the Fukk out of you, you wouldn't be able to handle me...(Nothing, cause it will never fuking happen. Learn to be a gentleman sleazebag.? this isnt a robot its for real ill give u my number u can call me its a manitoba numberDaBest***AMDtf(Again??? Really do you guys have no originality?)eliteconstruct***AMcan i spread your legs?Ognar***AMHey wanna go play pool then go to your place start with a drink there slowly undress you maybe tees you by eating you out then you can tees me with some kinky black wight or red lingerielizardkinglambert***PMI bet you Suck a mean****eh; )cyclingduck***AMCare to fool around?brute***:03:22 PMIll **** ya. U will do. ;)burniejohn***AMSave me I'll be ur love slaveyourwillingiamable***PMHey there how are you, just want to know if you are interested in getting to know an older guy for a great friend with benefitsdustin***AMHey there u want pix of my****)Actualize***AMYou are delicious lookingI would so make love to you for at least six hours if you allowed me to lol(Like you could last 6 hrs...6 seconds maybe)Wpg420guy***:03:32 AMu horny(I'm not the devil I don't have horns)akam***AMkisssssssssssssss can we know closer(Huh?)samsanj***:01:35 AMI like your face and would like meet n have funsamsanj***:01:53 AMN I would like to c on it(WTF is C on it?)Aboveaveragewhiteguy***PMSo is it too soon to ask if you can clear my package ;) ?Never heard that one before huh?dirtwarrior***PMwhen did u hav sex last? You think you rocked my world? Honey, you didn't even rattle the headboard.... God I hate people who talk out their ass.
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MireilleOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I am Kellie, i am 22, i have one little girl she is 2, she is my world, i love all kinds of music, in the near future i am planning on startin college... not 100% on what i am going for yet... anything but the movies
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KoriOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
One thing I can say right off the bat about myself, is that I’m not a huge fan of talking about myself, so I will try my best..I’m 25, work in an office doing financial-type work (not my passion, but a good job), I’m the oldest of three girls, love music and love my two insane cats, Frodo and Mo (girl and boy, respectively). I’m a perfectionist at times, which can be stressful as I’m also pretty lazy, so I try to do a really good job at half-assing things. I’m very laid back and a bit of a homebody, but still love a good night out every now and then. I’m personable, but can be shy at times, especially when meeting new people (who isn’t though, really?). I also think I'm pretty funny and have been told I'm quick witted, so I definitely appreciate a wicked sense of humour. I have also been complimented on my whistling skills. I'm kind of proud. I love to read fiction, watch tv and movies (love most kinds of movies, but not so much action ones..) and pretty much do whatever! I’m pretty much up for anything activity-wise, although I am not a huge sports fan, so that is avoided at all cost (although - to be clear - I'm not totally inert lol).I’m not looking for something super serious right off the bat, but I am looking for someone honest and who knows what they are looking for in a relationship as well.I can’t think of anything else to say that is particularly clever, so if you have any questions, lemme know! Doesn't really matter as long as it's not too awkward lol