SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ivory
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality. :PIf you have a tendency of blocking people don't message me, grow some balls and stop hiding behind the block button like a little b*tch!!!**** I am in the middle of a weight loss journey! With this being said, if you can't respect or like me for who I am NOW you will have nothing to do with who I am later!!!***Top 10 Fun Facts. 1. 70 % of the people on meetville have kids. (Now don't get me wrong I love kids but what happened to waiting to have children with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.)2. 90% of men on this site have at least ONE shirtless picture.. (Which is very annoying, big whoop you have abs... Do you have a heart? Can you hold an intelligent conversation? I don't care if you pick things up and put them down.)3. 99.9% of the time I will answer your e-mails no matter who you are... (Unless of course they start with "Hey baby I bet you give great head". That just makes we want to knock out all your teeth and a few ribs so you can give yourself a gummer!)4. Tall Men, Tattoos & Piercings are a huge turn on! Unless the guy is a totally douche bag then it's a waste of ink.5. No one will be the exact same on here as they are in person. Get over it. You will never find that 100% perfect person so deal with their flaws and learn to love them, that is what makes human kind so interesting.6. There are a lot of stoners out there (I am not one of them)... SO...*Puff, puff, cough, cough, pass on*( To clear this up a bit seeing as a lot of people keep saying to bad you don't like stoners.. It's not that I have a problem with people who smoke a bit, it's when you let it run your life.. Not cool. Or when you spark up in my house! That smell takes forever to get out!)7. I am full figured, I have hips and tits so stop asking, don't like it keep moving.8. I am sarcastic and my sense of humour is more twisted than your panties.9. I am here out of boredom and for entertainment, most of the messages I get in a day have to do with sex or drinking or something else completely idiotic, what happened to having a normal conversations? ****NEW RULE*** You message me something dumb I will post it on my profile for all to see... Better hope you read this part!10. I live to laugh. I will do anything in my power to show someone true friendship. I will always be there and defend you to the end. Believe it or not I am one of the nicest people you will meet, and I take great care of the people I hold dearest... Get my mad though and you better run... HULK SMASH!OH and always remember, never make fun of the fat girl... She'll make you regret it! Later Haters!P90X in October. Yeahhh buddy!*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************Now for some of my dumb messages... southpaw***PMReport this message for inappropriate contentGod your beautiful, what would it take for me to come right now and bang the Fukk out of you, you wouldn't be able to handle me...(Nothing, cause it will never fuking happen. Learn to be a gentleman sleazebag.? this isnt a robot its for real ill give u my number u can call me its a manitoba numberDaBest***AMDtf(Again??? Really do you guys have no originality?)eliteconstruct***AMcan i spread your legs?Ognar***AMHey wanna go play pool then go to your place start with a drink there slowly undress you maybe tees you by eating you out then you can tees me with some kinky black wight or red lingerielizardkinglambert***PMI bet you Suck a mean****eh; )cyclingduck***AMCare to fool around?brute***:03:22 PMIll **** ya. U will do. ;)burniejohn***AMSave me I'll be ur love slaveyourwillingiamable***PMHey there how are you, just want to know if you are interested in getting to know an older guy for a great friend with benefitsdustin***AMHey there u want pix of my****)Actualize***AMYou are delicious lookingI would so make love to you for at least six hours if you allowed me to lol(Like you could last 6 hrs...6 seconds maybe)Wpg420guy***:03:32 AMu horny(I'm not the devil I don't have horns)akam***AMkisssssssssssssss can we know closer(Huh?)samsanj***:01:35 AMI like your face and would like meet n have funsamsanj***:01:53 AMN I would like to c on it(WTF is C on it?)Aboveaveragewhiteguy***PMSo is it too soon to ask if you can clear my package ;) ?Never heard that one before huh?dirtwarrior***PMwhen did u hav sex last? You think you rocked my world? Honey, you didn't even rattle the headboard.... God I hate people who talk out their ass.
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September
Online
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
YES! For the love of God I am a big girl but that doesn't define who I am. I am a very fun loving, crazy, kind, caring, loud, and sometimes very opinionated person. Loyalty and having pride in what you do is very important to me. With that being said I am a very hard worker and take great pride in my work. I am by no means a girlie girl, I am the kind of girl that can hang with the big boys and take care of myself. I can be very sarcastic at times but most of the time I am trying to get a laugh out of it. I love having fun and being silly but I also know when it's time to be serious.I have earned everything that I have in life, nothing has been handed to me. I am also very strong willed and independent! I am Irish and Italian so I have quite a strong personality once you get to know me. I tend to be shy at first when meeting new people but once I can trust you I will open up and you will see a whole different side of me. I really don't like drama, my philosophy is that if it doesn't concern you or hurt you then why bother getting involved. I am really interested in traveling and living in different places. Going to Europe has made a huge impact on my life. It helped me to look at things in a whole different perspective. My dream is to own a log cabin somewhere in the mountains and grow old with my significant other.Cooking is my passion and I wouldn't have it any other way. I am finishing my last semester of culinary school and when I graduate I plan on finding a job in another town or state so I can further my career. After a few years in the field I do plan on going back to school to get a bachelors degree of some sort (haven't decided in what yet). I have always wanted to have a restaurant of my very own to be as creative as I want. I don't plan on having a huge restaurant or anything just a small hole in the wall establishment that will be as successful as I want it to be. I am looking to make some new friendships and possibly even start a relationship. I want someone that is as hardworking as I am and has similar interests as me. Having a good sense of humor is a must because I love to laugh and I love it when I can find a man that can make me laugh. Singing is also a must! I am by no means claiming to be a great singer but I love to sing and I love it when people sing along with me, no matter how bad we sound :) I want a big teddy bear that will treat me like a princess! I have a very kind heart and sometimes it seems all I do is give so yes I do want to find someone that will treat me with respect, love, and honor. Having someone to be a workout buddy would be nice. I need some positive reinforcement in my life that will give me the drive to be healthier. Plus it's a good way to bond :)I am a very open person and I don't judge people. However, if you are just looking to get laid please don't contact me. I am looking for a mature adult relationship, one which I can have an intelligent conversation in. Nothing irritates me more than communicating with someone that gives one word responses. As far as music I like what I like, I don't have a particular genre of music that I like because I like a little bit of everything and when I say a little bit of everything I mean a little bit of everything. Some turn offs....-Excessive video game playing-Not having a job
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Norberta
Online
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Im looking for something real, someone who wants to get to know me and that could turn into something serious. I start off pretty shy, but once I open up I am funny, open(and good) hearted. I'm also pretty new to this whole online dating site so your going to need to be patient with me. why don't we cross that bridge when we get to it