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Deonne, 46

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About Me

What is this called anyway? Personals? Searching? Dating? Seems like shopping the want ads to me...For rent/ possibly sale: ***y/o male, a little used, but not worn out. Works well, plays well, and is low-maintenance. Likes to be handled with care and respect. Doesn't need constant supervision and is safe for children and pets. Wonderful entertainment in a variety of situations. Can be operated indoors or out. Doesn't require constant electrical hookup. Reasonably priced. Have had some offers, but nothing serious. Pictures of newer versions of advertised item are also available.Wanted to rent or buy: one middle-aged female, can be used but in decent shape. Must work, play, and can have a few scratches or dents. May be complicated, but easy to operate. Won't be constantly supervised, must be reliable/ dependable. Must be able to be operated indoors and outdoors. Must be safe for children and pets. Would like a lifetime warranty and ability to use on trial before purchase.Under construction. One size fits all. For a limited time only. This side up. No assembly required. Sealed for your protection. Contents Hot! Handle with care. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Your mileage may vary. Smoking this message could be hazardous to your health. If you read this far, you're nuts. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Everything is subject to change without notice. All rights reserved.Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!!Kiss a diabetic, its the best sugar you can get!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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