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Deonne, 46

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About Me

What is this called anyway? Personals? Searching? Dating? Seems like shopping the want ads to me...For rent/ possibly sale: ***y/o male, a little used, but not worn out. Works well, plays well, and is low-maintenance. Likes to be handled with care and respect. Doesn't need constant supervision and is safe for children and pets. Wonderful entertainment in a variety of situations. Can be operated indoors or out. Doesn't require constant electrical hookup. Reasonably priced. Have had some offers, but nothing serious. Pictures of newer versions of advertised item are also available.Wanted to rent or buy: one middle-aged female, can be used but in decent shape. Must work, play, and can have a few scratches or dents. May be complicated, but easy to operate. Won't be constantly supervised, must be reliable/ dependable. Must be able to be operated indoors and outdoors. Must be safe for children and pets. Would like a lifetime warranty and ability to use on trial before purchase.Under construction. One size fits all. For a limited time only. This side up. No assembly required. Sealed for your protection. Contents Hot! Handle with care. Do not exceed recommended dosage. Your mileage may vary. Smoking this message could be hazardous to your health. If you read this far, you're nuts. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Everything is subject to change without notice. All rights reserved.Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!!Kiss a diabetic, its the best sugar you can get!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    I am a laid back individual who likes to go out and have a good time. I like to go to sporting events. I also like to curl up watching a good movie. I also like to go dancing. Up for anything new. I am an old fashioned guy and will treat my lady like a queen. Like to go out for dinner and a good movie.

  • Brendan

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    Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    First off, I would much rather have a conversation about our common interests than this one sided presentation, but anyway, I'll get to it.... I am an involved father, even though my kids are older (23f, 17m 15f). As it should be, they are a central part of my life and I couldnt be more proud of them.Music is a big part of my life. I enjoy and appreciate many types of music and love to go see musicians showcase their talents.I've have seen it stipulated on many a profile....so...I have a career in a field I have worked in since high school. I completed a 4 year journeyman program after high school and have been fortunate to never have been unemployed. I have had the same employer for over 16 years. I also have a dependable car and a place to call home other than my mothers basement.I enjoy most genres of movies and a few cable series, not many network shows interest me, I do however like The Big Bang Theory.I can't capture who I am by talking about what I like to watch on television or what type of music I listen to. I have been told I'm funny, kind and intelligent. I also am honest and forthrite, you know, all the things everyone says they want in someone else. On the other hand, I have been told I'm things that would be censored if I tried to spell them out. I wouldnt nessecarily agree with that opinion, but everyone is entitled to there own. I'm human and I would like to think I have seen enough of this life to know what is most important. So, I'm not here to meet and date a whole bunch of women, ultimately I hope to meet the right someone for me. Who that is, I don't know, but when we find each other........ We can decide that when we get that far.

  • Edgar

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    Well been single for 3years after 22years but anyway,I am fun person to be around like to go four weeling,fishing,hunting any thing out side like to get the bike out in the summer go riding with a few buds,like to put out a garden&do canning. I like sourthen rock,blues,country,rock&roll,There is so many things,do like to keep a clean house verry imporant.Fall time of the year stand around fire pit tell stories just have a good time.Well I do got a job been there 14 years not someone unstable dont need someone to take care of me do that myself but would like to share time with. Old fashion dinner movie of her choice just to break the ice.

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