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Sebastian, 47
United States, Maryland, Walkersville

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About Me

Most women desire someone who can make them laugh and make them feel safe. They're basically looking for a Clown Ninja... That's me. Except clowns scare me and I'm too big to be stealthy like a ninja... Ok, about me: I live life to it's fullest. I do stand up comedy as a hobby and have been on stage many times both locally and abroad. I spent 20 years in Air Force Intelligence(Yes, an oxymoron!). I'm educated, well traveled, own my house, have a car, have all my teeth, a job, a dog (The best dog on this planet!), good friends, and still just a smidgen of sanity. I can cook, have a housekeeper(Hate to clean), and throw the best pool parties on the planet... I love my job, though I travel a lot. I get to help people grow their business and I get to work with 100's of businesses. I never stop learning- work, relationships, and life. I continue to try to grow.I'm looking for someone that is intelligent and can carry on a conversation. A sense of humor is manditory, otherwise you'll think I'm a jackass as I always make comments/jokes about almost everything and anything. I am, however, compassionate, romantic, charming and witty when I need to be. I love to go out and enjoy life. I work so I can vacation. I love my job, but when I'm not working, I put every ounce of energy into having fun. If you're a social outcast, you're probably not for me. If you don't have all your teeth, poor hygene, or do meth and don't have a job, then you're probably not what I'm looking for. My dog came from the shelter. You'd be suprised how many of those designer dogs they have there. Tiki is a Shepard-Who-Knows-What-Else-Tagged-Mom-That-Day-Mixed breed... She like me is loyal, cute, funny and her bark it really loud.; Sons, Fun, The Gold Magnolias, Jimmy Buffett, Elvis(Both), Country, Rock, R&B, Blues...My friends are like the Island of Mis-Fit Toys. I have young, old, rich, poor, ugly(Most of them), good looking, smart and stupid friends. I love them all. They have helped me through a lot of seemingly impossible times. So, if you're still reading, you're either one of my friends, or maybe someone that can relate to me and has some level of interest. Be bold. Make the first move and write me. I promise to at least write back.If you can write me a joke, you get bonus points... No worries if you can't. We'll have fun!***UPDATE-I'm working back into fitness from a car accident in ***. Back still bad, but I do walk, ride my bike every day and Im at the gym daily, but prefer outdoor recreation to the gym. Someone into fitness is important. I've lost 50 lbs. this year and I'm in good(getting into great) shape. I'm interested in people that have the same type of lifestyle.Additionally, I have a very messed up work schedule.--September. Yes, this is hard to deal with relationships. Not trying to force a relationship. If one happens along the way, then good for us... I'm looking for a connection. A lover a friend a partner in crime. Never a movie. I want to talk, socialize, get to know you. Maybe go for a Jeep ride, see a band, sing karaoke, workout or whatever. Something fun that brings out your personality... Dinner is good, but a cookout is better... If you can hold your own then it will be a good time... That's a promise!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rap Action Drama Family & Kids
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