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Audley, 48
United States, Maryland, Severn

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About Me

I don't wanna talk about me. I already know me and if you want to know me you are more than welcome to ask. This way there is always something to talk about later. I will say this....I am not a midget. I'd love to see a midget ventriloquist with a 6 foot dummy though. Oh, I also do funny but not if you're a nut. That's just scarey and oddly enough;.....entertaining. I can be your best friend and lover. I'm easy to get along with and 100% trustworthy. I have lots of friends for the simple fact that I can be trusted and usually funny. I have 2 gorgeous daughters that are my reason for living and they're both adults now. That's it for now. First date will most likely come before the second date. I'm not looking to get in anyones pants right away. I did enough of that in my youth and it never ends well. I'd rather build the hot, deep rooted tension until we're dripping with sensuality and shame. We could always walk through a park naked and make fun of all the people wearing clothes.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rock English Indian Korean Tennis
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