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Aldis, 48
United States, Maryland, Pikesville

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Hi...Well, where to start? I believe a good first date is to have a nice bottle of "vino" (preferably Mad Dog ***Notice my use of the word "vino", yes, bilingual it seems... I am a very serious person so don't waste your time unless you have NO sense of humor. I am very high strung and don't believe in the riff-raff of goofing off. Another one of my favorite things to do is take my "old lady" out riding on my new scooter, love showing off that "hog." If you want your door opened, God gave you two arms...Enough about me, lets talk about my perfect "ol lady..." If you don't have one, it's ok, we will be together ***:-). I love to pick up cans on the side of the road as well, that's a date, everyday so we can buy some more "vino" baby.... Bonding experience, as with the previous 6 wives. I prefer a woman with multiple kids with multiple fathers, 6 or 7 is a good number, gotta keep those checks rolling in... Facial hair on my baby doll can be a sexy thing, as I prefer that "all natural" European look with hairy legs and underarms, I'm sweating as I type... I believe you need to meet my parents, and you will, as soon as you pick me up at their house for our first date.If you made it this far, you really read "profiles." You know everything you read on the Internet HAS to be true. My pics on here have all been photoshopped as well, I think it is important to really give you a shock when you find out I'm 4'6" and ***lbs. don't you just love surprises?Turn ons: being late and not doing what you say. AwesomeIf in some way that you are/were a dude and have just made "the change", I'm still gonna have to pass. Go get that pink towel and be done with it. I really don't care how cute you think you have became...Au Revoir (wow, trilingual) lolIf you really wanna know, ask..... Lets go to the beach.....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Chinese German Irish Turkish Family & Kids Fantasy History Music Sci-Fi
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