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Millard, 50

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About Me

Firstly I am a very funny guy so if you love to laugh then we are part way there. Next children and large dogs love me. Small dogs, I am batting 500. I have led a very active life. My parents were Austrian immigrants so skiing, hiking and mountain climbing all started at a very early age and is still a big part of my life today. I am honest and faithful. I am looking for someone to have fun with. What happens happens. I do love music and try to surround my self with it all day long. I am a very curious about a great many things and am still learning and for that I am grateful. Also I have a passion for photography. I prefer to wear cargo shorts and flip flops but I do own an Armani suit ( I'm just not sure where it is).I love to party and I love to laugh. I am sort of the class clown but never mean spirited. I love a good debate but hate to argue( I know it makes no sense to me either). Here now is a list of my faults:- I do not respond well to rude- I recycle with extreme prejudice- I call bullshit- I abhor stupidity- I am no longer politically correct- I tip based on service- Sunday mornings after partying, I prefer to hit the couch and watch bad movies.-I am looking for my last and greatest loveI could start a list of my attributes but I have gone on to long now and the list is Huge;)No Jesus Freaks Please. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I am so easily please it could be anything. I just enjoy the company of beautiful, smart women. I do have a small issue with country and western Music but other than that, lets go.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Giuseppe

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    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    I like to be outside when the weather is nice. If it is raining out I like to cuddle and watch a movie. I like to work on cars, shoot pool and enjoy the sun in the summer.I like classic rock, new country and 80's music depending on the mood I am in is what I listen to.I am a strong, very independent person with my flaws. I am loving, giving and willing to try new things. I am paralyzed from my chest down from a motorcycle accident. I like to cook but, I hate doing the dishes :p. I love to camp, be outside and star gaze. I am not a neat freak but, I am also not a slob either. . What is here gets used or it doesn't stay. There is nothing on the floor that doesn't belong there. I also like to have a few beers once in a while, other than that I am who I am I just got my associates degree in Criminal Justice. I am and have been told I am a good bad boy as well. As for first dates they are usually awkward but, they can be exciting at times to. Once you get to know someone then maybe meet in person. I would like for you to pick the place so that you are comfortable on the date, who knows where it will go from there. I am confined to a wheelchair but, that doesn't stop me from doing anything. The only thing I can not do is walk. If you want to get to know me drop me a line.

  • Kaeden

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    I\'m the competitor\'s competitor. I always want to win and I always want to outperform my highest level. Please don\'t message me if you smoke, do drugs, are looking to hook-up, or are under my height.

  • Aldis

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    Hi...Well, where to start? I believe a good first date is to have a nice bottle of "vino" (preferably Mad Dog ***Notice my use of the word "vino", yes, bilingual it seems... I am a very serious person so don't waste your time unless you have NO sense of humor. I am very high strung and don't believe in the riff-raff of goofing off. Another one of my favorite things to do is take my "old lady" out riding on my new scooter, love showing off that "hog." If you want your door opened, God gave you two arms...Enough about me, lets talk about my perfect "ol lady..." If you don't have one, it's ok, we will be together ***:-). I love to pick up cans on the side of the road as well, that's a date, everyday so we can buy some more "vino" baby.... Bonding experience, as with the previous 6 wives. I prefer a woman with multiple kids with multiple fathers, 6 or 7 is a good number, gotta keep those checks rolling in... Facial hair on my baby doll can be a sexy thing, as I prefer that "all natural" European look with hairy legs and underarms, I'm sweating as I type... I believe you need to meet my parents, and you will, as soon as you pick me up at their house for our first date.If you made it this far, you really read "profiles." You know everything you read on the Internet HAS to be true. My pics on here have all been photoshopped as well, I think it is important to really give you a shock when you find out I'm 4'6" and ***lbs. don't you just love surprises?Turn ons: being late and not doing what you say. AwesomeIf in some way that you are/were a dude and have just made "the change", I'm still gonna have to pass. Go get that pink towel and be done with it. I really don't care how cute you think you have became...Au Revoir (wow, trilingual) lolIf you really wanna know, ask..... Lets go to the beach.....

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