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United States, Maryland, Ocean City

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About Me

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. When I was 18 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life... In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.Gotchya!! No seriously,I'm trying this to see if there's someone really interesting out there. I could type all sorts of things, but how would anyone know if it's true or not. I like to actually talk a lot more than type. Typing is not my strong suit. So a little about me, I like being with friends, meeting new people, laughing, and just plain having a good time. I have 2 dogs that love to get out and play. I like to stay active all year round whether it's 95 in July or ***in February. If any of my relatives or friends need help with anything I'm the first one there. Love working in the garage and DIY projects. I would like to meet someone who is an optimist, confident, secure in themselves, likes to smile,and can let her hair down and have some fun. I'm more of the easy going, laid back type. I'm not one of those overbearing, selfish, obsessive types. If you have a motorcycle, let's go for a ride before it snows again. If not you can ride with me. My old truck can make it father than that.:)Oh, and I'm not some backwoods redneck (all the time). So I hope I don't give that impression. There's a ton more, but I'm not very good at telling everyone about how great I am or about all the super things I can do. Anything but going to a movie. Actually talking would be nice. *** text messages get boring real fast.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Korean Mexican Middle Eastern Vietnamese
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