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United States, Maryland, Oakland

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Looking to date and for friends, real friends. I like to write stories and poetry, and especially to change songs and stories in surprising ways:Poppa Bear thought Goldilocks was too chewy. Momma Bear thought Goldilocks was too stringyBut Baby Bear thought Goldilocks was just right.orwhiskers on roses and raindrops on kittens,warm woolen kettles and bright copper mittens,white girls all tied up in brown package strings,somebody screwed with my favorite things,My goals and aspirations are to amend my flaws, support my family, and bring happiness to those I love.I love 80s music, anything I can dance to. I like most any kind of dancing except for line dancing. To me, line dancing feels like getting stuck at the DMV.Confession: I don't believe in organized sports. If one of my kids or one of your kids playing I will cheer like a big fan. But the only way you'll get me to watch professional sports, is ice hockey or boxing, with the volume turned down all the way, and opera music playing in the background. The combination is surreal and comical. Intelligent women turn me on, but in the long run, depth is even more important. Is intelligent people annoy you, then I will annoy you. If you are intelligent, but pretend to notyou be intelligent, then you will annoy me. :)I If you're shy, I'll enjoy making you blush. If you're wild, I'll enjoy it when you make me blush. Go for coffee. Something where we can talk. Somewhere I can find out if I can make you laugh. If I can't make you laugh, there's no chance you'll overlook my flaws.In one of my favorite first dates, we were set to eat Thai food, but she couldn't get a babysitter, and showed up at the last minute with her 9-year-old son an 12 year old daughter. The children grilled me about my intentions towards their mother, and after approving of me, proceeded to tell me about their interests as their mom looked on embarrassed. :D. Unfortunately she was moving out of town, but we are still in touch.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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