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I am a joker and have the best sense of humor but I decided to change from a clown fish to a shark as they provide no definitions. I thought shark sound to predatory and I am not, but I always joke that I am like a shark in that I will die if I stop moving! I am very active other than sitting at this keyboard. Most people don't believe my age when I tell them as I act and look much younger and I believe it is from being active and playful!I am a guy of many interest and find almost anything interesting. I am not a big sports fan but do like to watch Pro Football and have been a Vikings fan since I was about 7. I love to work with my hands and create things. I love music and all things mechanical. I love blues, folk, rockabilly, swing, classic rock, reggae, hard rock and even some rock rap. I play the MP3 on shuffle and will get Jewel to Metallica, then Johnny Cash, Jim Croce, Muddy Waters, Aerosmith, Kid Rock and Rage Against the Machine. Sometimes my moods will make me skip what I may other times love but that's how music is. I play with the guitar but not enough to be good but it is something I would love to be good at! In the grand scheme of a relationship, I don't believe in forcing the pieces of the puzzle so I don't assume it is a long term relationship until it has lasted a long time. If I feel someone is worth the time, I will let things go and the relationship can define itself. I would really like an openly honest person whom I can not stop thinking about when we are apart and I can not wait to see again. I want to find the person I don't want to live without. I have two words I don't like to use and call them my "P" words. They are Promise and Plan. It seems when these words get used and things beyond our control happen, everyone gets disappointed. I try hard not to use them but *** I will do my best to . . . . I try hard to always keep my word and believe honesty is the foundation to making things work. I don't care if someone tells me something I don't want to hear as long as it is the truth. I am a big boy and will deal with problems but will not deal with liars. I like sexy curves and sexy stomachs. I don't have a preference to hair color although I always seem to have trouble with blondes. Why is that? I do prefer long hair but short hair on the right person is just as attractive. I have recently grown more attracted to tattoos but certainly not a must. I want someone who is active and wants to play and have fun! It can be working out, bike riding or kayaking or just hanging at a tiki bar or the pool. I just can't sit and watch mindless reality shows. I don't even have cable! Don't take this personal as it is just my taste and I know things don't last if I don't have the desire. Back to forcing the puzzle pieces again! I am a very intelligent person who can hold his own on almost any subject so feel free to start one. I don't draw any lines in the sand as I would have lost some of the best memories of my life if I hadn't stepped over where it would have been many times. That being said, don't be afraid to write even if you feel you are outside what i have written. I will be honest if I don't see it working but I will not be rude as many are and just ***'s note. I hate that myself. If you don't have the time to answer notes then turn your profile off! Don't say how sweet you are and that you can't find a great guy and then be rude and conceited! A brief note takes little time. Enough said so ask anything you want past what I have said and I will answer totally honest. We both deserve that! Hope to hear from you! I am easy going and always thought a first meeting should be timed so we can meet, talk and separate to decide later if we should meet again. This leaves no one uncomfortable if the chemistry just isn't there for one but the other goes extreme. I am happy to do whatever the girl feels comfortable with, except maybe dancing! :) I don't believe the activity makes the date but the company does.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Welcome to my profile. For your safety I ask that you please buckle your seat belt and keep your arms and legs inside the ride until the profile has come to a complete stop! You are prohibited from reading this profile if you suffer from high blood pressure, heart disease, or are pregnant. While reading this profile some people have experienced chest pains, shortness of breath, light headiness, and unexpected urinary release. Just kiddin...no I'm not...yes I am...no I'm not. Anyway where was I? Please have picture of bass boat in your profile. I am VERY adventurous. Heck one time I got liquored up and tore off one of those mattress tags that threatens penalty of LAW! I play outside without sunscreen and sometimes consume things that have been proven to kill lab mice. How DUMB is that? Without a doubt the most stupid thing I have ever done was the time I took some PMS and mixed it with some GPS. I created a witch that could find me!! Good LAWD kids don't try that at home! Relationships are hard. Some things that I have found that keeps you stuck on first base are mace, over protective dogs, tasers, and restraining orders! I mean...how can I get to know you if I can't come within ***feet of you???% I married at 17 and was widowed in ***. My daughter is 28 and is a nurse. My son is 23 and plans to be a pain in the rear! My grandsons are 4 and 1.The little one does this amazing trick where he takes baby food and turns it into POOP! I was part of a five generation family picture years ago. I was the oldest of ten grandchildren. With a large and close extended family, we had many great gatherings and laughs back then. Nobody in the family was divorced, had drug problems, or alcohol problems. Now many have passed and others have moved away. My grandmother died in October ***and the family all gathered as a whole for probably the last time since we are scattered as far as CA. We went to my grandmother's first house and asked the owner to let us take a picture. We lined up the ten of us grandchildren on the porch in the same order as we had done in another picture 28 years ago. That was so cool! Yup...I miss the good ole days :) I think we should go somewhere quiet where we can talk about your little shoe buying problem. Somewhere without any distractions so that you can focus on how it ever got this far. I know...it seemed harmless at first but now look at yourself! Somebody runs a "buy one pair for twice what they are worth and get one free sale" and you gotta have it. You need a fix. I would hope by the end of our first date that you could take the first step by admitting your little problem and hopefully even take the second step and go barefoot for a few minutes.I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I am not taking this thing serious enough or else I would have a pic posted with my shirt off holding a beer up to the camera. Yeah...I see your point...I'll think about it.I NEVER make the same mistake twice. I do it three or four times just to be sure.Cupid? Pfft whatever! For the life of me I can't figure out what the guy does with his time!I like pets but I have been traveling so much with work that I can't even keep a Chia Pet alive.My experience on here tells me that if it walks like a duck...and it quacks like a duck...it's prolly a jackal :)Here are a couple of my vacation ***

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