Total users: 61,967,533 Online users: 222,794
Cyrus, 50
United States, Maryland, Hampstead

Online

About Me

I am getting to old for all this. To old to be wasting my time or someone else's.Just want to find a sane person to love. (Maybe slightly insane would be ok)Enjoy movies, music, reading etcA guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "" The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Buddhist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Mexican Turkish Horror Mystery Western Archery
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Tenney from Hampstead | Man | 48 years old | Virgo
    Tenney

    Online

    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    i'm 5ft6 with green eyes and i'm a medium build,i work as a builder and live on my own in my own house, i dont really know what to write here,so will just gladly answer any questions,so just ask away lady's. love eating out and the cinema when there is a good movie out, have been to tunisia recently which was fantastic, always love being down the coast for a few days, lol you cant beat that lovely sea air, all these things would be so much better if i was to share it with the girl of my dreams lol, does she really exist lol, i wonder ?????? for a 1st date i think i would rather just meet up in a nice quiet country pub for a nice chat and then see where it go's from there.

    Chat
  • Isaiah from Hampstead | Man | 48 years old | Scorpio
    Isaiah

    Online

    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    I enjoy photography/photoshop, graphic design, and sketching. Natural History museums, Air shows, and driving though the country looking for old barns,houses, and farm equipment for photo opportunities. Darts, chess, and wood carving are always on the "to do" list.My son is My World. Doesn't get any simpler than that.He's 5 yrs old, with me most of the time, and usually gets appx 256% of my attention. A casual meeting over chips and salsa or lunch in a small cafe.

    Chat
  • Heathcliff from Hampstead | Man | 47 years old | Aquarius
    Heathcliff

    Online

    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Hi. I work a lot of unsocial hours, including some weekends, which sort of limits my social life quite a bit. I'm a fairly normal bloke (very normal compared to what I've heard about the competition on this site). I like to have a laugh, as well as being serious. I have a fairly serious job so I do need to be serious there when it's needed. I like movies and try to get down the cinema at least once a month, although I mostly watch movies on dvd. My photos are all fairly recent, one of them is two years old though. Any questions please just ask. Thank you x Coffee or drink initially.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: