SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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CyrusOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I am getting to old for all this. To old to be wasting my time or someone else's.Just want to find a sane person to love. (Maybe slightly insane would be ok)Enjoy movies, music, reading etcA guy was walking along the beach, found a bottle, and picked it up. A magical genie popped out and said, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish." The guy said, "" The genie replied, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we would need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible. Think of another wish." The guy thought for a moment and said, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women - what makes them laugh and cry, why are they so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick?" The genie thought for a second, then asked, "Do you want that highway with two lanes or four?"
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JoOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
enjoy goin 4a quit pint at weekends as gets borin at home,hopein to find sum1 on here to enjoy cozy nites in and out.i enjoy playin pool nd watchin football,lpool is my team coyrb.enjoy all types of music xcept classical grrrrrrrrrrr,work as machine operator.anythink else you want to no just ask, i wont bite.enjoy cozy nite in cuddled up watchin dvd wiv few beers or bottle wine. quite pub 4a drink and a chat c how we get on wud be good
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VicenteOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
This is always the fun part describing yourself and making yourself look appealing on the Internet - not easy as no one can be completely straight forward. Lets see I'm down to earth, independent, hardworking, honest, reliable and LOYAL,sounds like i am apply for a vacancy. i am vegetarian, but don't push this onto others. I do like to weigh people up before accepting and trusting them!, some people find this as standoffish. Love random events,booking holidays at short notice,nights out.i own my own home so im not a gold digger or need a place to stay.Ladies i tend to go for are thin to average, down to earth with a good sense of humor.Ladies with bad backs need not apply, i don't like to see people in pain when cleaning, ironing washing, dusting!!!. Only joking!Please drop me a line and say hello.I admire people who speak up,and don't like i wanted to contact you but,i don't make first contact.These means taking what you can get,and not getting what you want! I do like to meet on a night out,as i find people are relax and not putting on a front.This saves 3 weeks down the line finding you have met a Bunnie boiler.