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JakobeOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
I'm a hard working, funny, intelligent and dependable man seeking a feminine, gentle-hearted, communicative and responsive woman. I don't expect perfection or give perfection.. but putting forth the effort to build a relationship matters. I'm not exactly sure who you are...But you may be a little retro-styled. I'll bet you're witty. (At least you find yourself amusing :) You love to create things with your hands.), encouraging and amazing... I have been told and am kinda leaning to believe that distance doesn't matter with the right person.I've never married and have no children (aside from my furry and slightly large cat), I manage in a healthfood shop, I write, I love to build things with wood and renovate my house, I'm a great cook of natural yummy food, I act and perform stage-magic for parties on the side, my humour can be slightly quirky/ sometimes dry and basil fawltyish.. but life with humour is never dull :)I believe that nothing is more important in life than someone you can laugh with, come home to, regenerate with and think about at unexpected times throughout the day. Also, personal creativity in life is incomparable.. expressing yourself in whatever method you can, in whatever talents God has given you.Are there still genuine, playful but non-game-playing women with some traditional values and hopes? If you're a warm, spiritual girl who actually wants to try to make a home with someone.. then let's. (Of course, everyone likes to travel.. but I want to know if you can be skillful, helpful and content at home, 'cause, that's real, everyday life! Travel, like eating desert, is not representative of our daily lives..) (And Geez, for those other females; if a guy writing poetry for you doesn't melt your heart, then you truly are a walking-dead zombie.. please limp to the nearest big city and eat someone there who's not smart enought to run. thanks ;) let's just get past this inhuman internet stage and decide in person..By the way.... if you extend your distance, I would happily write, or you can write me first.. I am not naieve to believe that a soulmate is necessarily presently in the same city as I.. anything valuable requires digging!. I would move for love.. would you?
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LawOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
If you want to be successful on meetville, try this:1. Talk about your hobbies. 2. Talk about your goals and aspirations3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique. 4. Describe your taste in music.AND THAT IS A RECIPE FOR SUCESSSo I will do this *** lame job seeks neurotic for unfulfilling sex, unfulfilling sex, and hustling.-righteous indignation. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Archies greatest hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world weary air, memorizing useless facts and trivia, and laugh at my own mean-spirited, agenda driven jokes. I am 46 but look 58 and feel 75.YOU:You are a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you have ever had. Through a technicality you are not currently under court supervision or other wise grounded.Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town and now want to take your time with me.I would be open to an unsatisfying fling,but prefer a long term soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills.Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 25 and rehash mother issues with women over 53.Serious replies only, please Perfect first date would be getting sloshed in a dive bar while you flirt with seedy old men. Followed by an embarrassing screaming match.
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BboymitchsfOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-39
Hi! My name is Bboymitchsf. I am never married other middle eastern man without kids from Bryans Road, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.