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United States, Maryland, Berlin

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Let me first say I am short and bald, and ten year's older than my profile says.....Is that OK?I'm joking. Just trying to bring some humor to this process of elimination. I have been on this for a few months and I find people do not always match what they say. I guess they write who they want to be, not who they are! So I am going to break tradition and give you the real me.What I really love in a potential match:1. Loves to stay fit2. Cannot go from flip flops to heels and a little black dress in 30 minutes. I like someone who takes her time!3. Likes kids and understands the challenges4. Has an aggressive intellect.5. Financially stable, good relationship with former lovers And of course the deal breakers 1. You drive a PT cruiser(this car is for guys with handlebar mustaches or clowns)2. You get freaked our when people mistake your, your's and you're3. You have a small dog in your purse4. Never married, no kids, no job, super attractive5. Your friends made you do this6. drug use, or you went to Burning Man and claim you did not do drugsSome observations!If everyone hikes as much as they say on this site the trails would be like the line at Starbucks!Does everyone hike and wine taste. What do you do after that?- What guy would want his girlfriend bound to another dude while experiencing a rush of a lifetime?I do want that job though!If I could I would live on coffee and red wine. My ex-wife still misses my coffee.;Did you hear that!?")I went to college forever. Math, Chemical Engineering, Finance. I did not like the content, I loved the challenge.We all have baggage. The beauty of this process is you get to make new baggage with someone. I love live comedy.";I am chivalrous. I do respect a gal who asks to pay half. I never have let her.You won't be disappointed! Streaking in the quad. I think it would be fun to hike with a picnic on a first date. I could beat you in Scrabble. I am a coffee snob, love Peets and small cafe's that smell like fresh ground beans.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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