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ChrisOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-43
Hi! My name is Chris. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Arnold, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LawOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
My self-summaryI’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).This dating site says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…goWhat I’m doing with my lifeI have no idea what I'm doing in life. Just like I have no idea why tonight's dinner consisted of leftover Easter jellybeans. When I was a kid I dreamed about being a Repo Man. I spent lots of time helping friends and family. I don't mean to seem lazy. I'm a hard worker.I’m really good atCutting lemon wedges. Guitar Hero, Turning on a jukebox with the slight hit of my fist. No wait. That's Fonzy. I can't do that. Thinking of cool tattoo ideas, even though I don't want to ever get one. Running a chainsaw. Apparently I'm good at turning women off. I don't get many responses here. Making my own beef jerky. Sneaking food into the movies. Howling. I should explain that one. My dog howls at the noon whistle. I howl with him. Drawing cows.The first things people usually notice about meFear and trembling.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodBooks: Stranger in a Strange LandMovies: Willy Wonka, IdiocracyShows: Gold Rush, American Shopper, South ParkMusic: Listen only to NPRFood: Will eat anything that doesn't eat me firstThe six things I could never do without"All I need is this lamp!"- Steve MartinI spend a lot of time thinking aboutMaybe you....On a typical Friday night I amHacking into goverment networksThe most private thing I’m willing to admitI like to dress up as Hello Kitty****NOTE**** I made most of this up. It's satire. Please stop sending messages about what an ***hole I am for kicking dogs. I love dogs. Too many factors to think about at this time
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ReubhenOffline
Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
This is not where I wanted to be, but I see it as a very important opportunity for happiness in life. My passions in life are fishing, having fun, sports, especially football, creating, wood turning, art and architecture, and making the world a better place. And I do not get to do enough of any of it. When I say fishing, it is a religious experience, me the clear cool water and the smart fish and a battle to see who wins. Having fun, the most fun thing is to play with kids as one of them, just ask my nieces and nephews. Football, because of the strategy and pure physical poetry. The rest fall in that creative area where I believe I was put on this earth to make it a better place.I believe in the true equal partnership, one where each lives, helps and motivates for the other and their dreams. Where the sum of the part is much greater than the whole. simple , creative, unique, picnic in the sculpture park