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Christopher
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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
I am a hardworking man who is looking for a girl to become friends with and hopefully that leads to a long term relationship. If we are in a relationship YOU WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE AND I WILL LOVE AND CHERISH YOUR PRESENCE. I am not interested in playing the field. Obviously I am not twenty anymore !. I do like to do a wide variety of activities so just ask and I will let you know.I like to hike the nature trails and ride my mountain bike and work out but I am not a gym rat. Not a brag-just a fact.. I like happy hour, hunt, fish, camp, hike, and I like to see a good band. Love rock and roll and some country Just saw Black Dog last week at Salvatores in Harvester-AWESOME!!!!--AWESOME!!!!!!! Yes I do like to have fun but responsibilities come first. I also like to bbq (yes I cook and clean-not a big fan of dirtbags),see a good band and I like to dance but not John Travolta for sure! Also like antique shops and yes flea markets (great place to people watch too! I wonder of some of them folks have fleas?), movies,fairs,festivals and alot of other things. Anyway I hope to hear from you and if we decide to pursue one another you won't find anyone that will treat you better. I believe in treating my partner with love and respect and believe that they are special. I may not look like the type but if I care about you I am affectionate,loving,sensual,caring, and all of the rest that goes with that. And I do believe in treating folks the way I would want to be treated. Family is very important to me as well it should be.I am a happy positive person and a free spirit who always looks on the bright side and believes that everyday is a good day and a blessing. I am an adventurer and not a couch potato.I think romance is the order of the day with the right girl and a close relationship with family is a good thing. I believe in God and Jesus although I do not push my beliefs on other people. I do not believe that a couple should smother each other but also should do things together. I don't like arguing and confrontation. Disagreements should be worked out by finding common ground and give and take. I f we love and respect one another anything can be worked out and all things are possible.I would like to inform all of the ladies on here that have a college degree that the rest of us aren't a bunch of inarticulate bumpkins. I had to sound off on this subject because I have read many a profile and the insinuation is that if a person doesn't have a degree then they must be an inarticulate dummy! How conceeded could you be! I respect the fact that you had the opportunity to pursue a higher education. Some of us did not have that opportunity. I have been in many places and performed many jobs and have worked for and with all types of people. Just because you have a degree doesn't make you smart. I can do tons of things that your average poindexter can't. Does that make me better than them? Absolutely not.No I did not hit spell check but I would inform all of you nerds out there that yes I do know how to spell!.Love American history and historical sites as well. I care about and love this country and our people so I will write the following.;the pinko"; flush the Constitution down he toilet"-a couple of commie progresives!. Do not worry however-I will not discuss politics or religion with you unless you want to discuss those topics. The reason why I made this statement is because certain individuals have bashed me when they became aware of my Libertarian stance so you might as well know where I stand.Have an AWESOME day and I hope to here from you.;spark" and interest.
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Law
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Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
My self-summaryI’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).This dating site says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…goWhat I’m doing with my lifeI have no idea what I'm doing in life. Just like I have no idea why tonight's dinner consisted of leftover Easter jellybeans. When I was a kid I dreamed about being a Repo Man. I spent lots of time helping friends and family. I don't mean to seem lazy. I'm a hard worker.I’m really good atCutting lemon wedges. Guitar Hero, Turning on a jukebox with the slight hit of my fist. No wait. That's Fonzy. I can't do that. Thinking of cool tattoo ideas, even though I don't want to ever get one. Running a chainsaw. Apparently I'm good at turning women off. I don't get many responses here. Making my own beef jerky. Sneaking food into the movies. Howling. I should explain that one. My dog howls at the noon whistle. I howl with him. Drawing cows.The first things people usually notice about meFear and trembling.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodBooks: Stranger in a Strange LandMovies: Willy Wonka, IdiocracyShows: Gold Rush, American Shopper, South ParkMusic: Listen only to NPRFood: Will eat anything that doesn't eat me firstThe six things I could never do without"All I need is this lamp!"- Steve MartinI spend a lot of time thinking aboutMaybe you....On a typical Friday night I amHacking into goverment networksThe most private thing I’m willing to admitI like to dress up as Hello Kitty****NOTE**** I made most of this up. It's satire. Please stop sending messages about what an ***hole I am for kicking dogs. I love dogs. Too many factors to think about at this time
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Kelly
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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
If you're looking for that truly all around good guy who can also make you laugh. I'm the one you've been looking for. Yes it's true I'm the guy who; opens your door, walks you to your car, walks between you and the street and likes for you to text/call him so he knows you got home safe. Not to mention, can make you laugh so much your cheeks hurt (sorry about that). I'm a fun-loving, outgoing person who is open to just about anything. You know everybody says they are a fun loving, outgoing person who is open to just about anything...well I really am....ok well not necessarily the "up for anything" part....I mean nothing that could get me killed or seriously injured...or cause some kind of really bad gastric distress...you know like they did on that show Fear Factor...not me...oh, and as for roller coasters that go upside down....No thank you... If God wanted my butt above my head he would have put it there himself... but I digress... I enjoy traveling, movies, walks on the beach (I know it's a cliche)(True it would be better without all that sand)(They should carpet the whole thing. Nothing fancy maybe a nice indoor/outdoor), hiking, and I do love to cook. One of my hobbies is as a comedic improv performer and I started doing stand-up comedy. I also headed up a volunteer organization feed-a- Quotes that I live by:"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." -;We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." -;Never give up, never surrender!" -“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'” - Chris Knight (Real Genius)A description a friend said about me is that I never met a stranger. I believe that is very true about me. I am friendly to just about everyone unless you cut me off on the ***than all bets are off.I am looking for that special someone. Are you her? Are you sure? If so why are you still reading...Please write me already....What are you waiting for? Start Typing... I've got a couple of ideas.