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ManassehOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Ok, so here's the thing! I'd like to write lots of amazing stuff about how travelled I am, how cultured I am blah blah blah, like everyone does! But yeah, I've done all that! So back in the real world, I'm the kinda guy who thinks a cool date is spent on a damp mattress in the back of a transit van down a quarry! I absolutely LOVE high heels, but to be honest I found they pinched my ankles too much so had to give them up, just working with the animal print underwear now unfortunately. I like doing cool stuff etc .. just like everyone! I'm pretty funny (only my opinion obviously), pretty clever & like a good laugh. And I enjoy spending nights out with friends having dinner, bars or just good company & good conversation. I think I’; a nerd (is that a 'nunk' or a 'herd'? No, I'm not sure either!) I like my tech gadgets, F1 & chilling. I have 2 beautiful girls (who live with their mother), who I totally adore, but equally they drive me insane too .. so normal parent then!? I'm professionally very ambitious, but at the same time I don't think anybody lies on their death bed thinking, "I wish I'd spent more time at work"!!!So, normal, straight forward 'real' sort of guy! i.e. I don't snowboard, I'm not a super hero in the evenings & I don't have an exibition of my 'fabulous' artworks at a gallery the moment! You get the idea? Ok, this a difficult one. Scenario A - (dream world***In an ideal world I'd like to think that on a first date we might both get this 'POW' moment, realise that we love each other at first sight, quickly pay the bill & leave, end up in bed together & decide to get married & run off into the sunset!Scenario B - (reality***We speak first a few times by *** on the phone. We then finally both pluck up the courage to meet, get incredibly nervous before the date, take a deep breathe before going in & then think, shit, I hope my breathe doesn't smell & check it by doing the 'breathing into your own hand thing', which I don't think works anyway. We meet in a pub somewhere & desperately hope we don't get an "Oh Christ no!" moment when we do finally see each other! Its gonna be awkward, embarrasing etc etc but you never know, it might be cool Hmm, yeah, we'll see!Anyway, thats me. Please feel free to call the police or social services after reading this probaly slightly scary profile. Don't worry, I forgive you, I'd probably do the same thing!
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MattpayneOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Mattpayne. I am never married other african man without kids from Accokeek, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Kik Ig ChiefsirpOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is *** I am never married agnostic african man without kids from Accokeek, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.