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Royce, 49
United States, Louisiana, Youngsville

Offline, last seen Thu, 01 Jan 2026 09:42:35

About Me

Looking to engage and entice via witty jocular repertoire that both stimulates & offers amusement to both parties as a prelude to fostering & building a lasting trusting bond.Or failing that someone that’s very very rich (yer call me shallow, or anytime (if your rich) , as long as I’m not in the bath when you call).Come saddle broken, fully house trained, have all my own teeth, (finished paying the *** & in good nick as passed my last MOTOnly require occasional walkies, will return when called (mostly), can retrieve anything up to & including large logs or small OAP’s. Recently told have very fit body but was from male wearing a pink dress with unshaven legs/chest (him, not me) on Gay Parade (him again, not me).; give piggy backs - sorry only if your under dress size ***blame Elf & safty or my weak ankles)Have busy demanding job -Bingo Caller/part time-but have trouble with my F’s, & L’s, so “2 fat ladies” doesn’t always come out right, hence only part time. Preferable your in to fit/active lifestyle but don't worry l can always give you crossbar, stabilisers have been removed, so no leaning over & can only go in straight lines.. Interests. Fitness/weights, Cycling (minus the stabilisers) ,boxing, kayak. conker bashing, & sliding down slippery poles (no not the ones from Eastern Europe, or building your extension) Read a lot & not all books have pictures to colour in, so handy for those pub/trivial quiz thingies.Able to multi-task (can watch football & eat dinner at same time) ah so not just a female trait. Do yoga (Bikram), so very bendy, can get my head on the floor with straight legs, (not performed on Gay Parade day) just have to learn to get back up now, still makes good excuse when late for work.Don’t do hurt, possessive or nasty thingies, like to help others less fortunate, help with feeding the homeless, puts things in to perspective. DISLIKE-BIG EGO’S/SELF IMPORTANCE/BAD MANNERS, & having to connect up sons x-box, then take it to bits again to take to mums. Please don’t contact me if your any of following1. The taxman2. Anyone l owe money (see above)3. That annoying Indian guy who keeps calling, trying to sell anything from Insurance to camels (unless you want a camel for your birthday)4.; Keira knightly, l don’t know how many times I’ve told them its over between usP.S. Please feel free to spend copious amounts on me when out on dates, l accept all currencies Why optional, thats why we're on here surely

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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