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BmanOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Bman. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Zachary, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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CalderOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Hi I'm a single guy who loves to go walking, I absolutely love nature. I like to fish and kayak (at the same time actually)This year I have started free diving for shellfish and spearfishing, Great fun and the results are so tasty! I also play musical *** write and record music too but only for my own amusement. I love going to pubs and meeting people and drinking real beer too of course! I love cooking as well and have worked in a professional kitchen but that's way too stressful, I like things to be quite calm...a typical Libran I guess if you believe in all that. I like to laugh and like irony, dry humour and sarcasm are right up my street. I'm quite young in my approach to life, essential I think. Music wise my tastes are not limited to genre or band I just love anything that makes my hair rise. I listen to the radio heaps at work all day making mugs or whatever. I'm relatively fit and prefer slimmer build ladies (apologies just my taste)And finally no drugs please really, btdt. (been there done that) Fussy?? I think this is a good chance to say what you want or am I totally deluded/............. I'm not too bothered but I think it would be good to go somewhere quiet where you can be heard,(because I can't hear a damn thing when there's background noise) walk, pub, beach, museum (only joking) although I actually like them. or a movie or dinner if the first one goes well? Whatever we agree on I guess.
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BroderickOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.