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Broderick, 50
United States, Louisiana, Zachary

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The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House R&B Skiing Vietnamese
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    Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57

    Hi there, thanks for stopping to "rummage around in my draws" so to speak.So, about meI play squash,(usually about three times a week) I enjoy seeing live music in general,gigs, festivals etc, pubs, clubs and dancing, fancy dress is always a laugh, camping in remote spots, (in the summer) I also enjoy just staying in with a bottle of wine and good company, listening to music and chatting, or watching some crap film on the telly.listening to the wind and the cold winter rain beating against the window, making you snuggle up to your partner just that bit tighter in your own warm bed,hot summer days, wearing very little and getting a tan.I have a very adventurous spirit, always keen to try new things / foods, everything!! Always open to suggestion.I have collected a few tattoo's and piercings, not all of them obvious over the years, so if that aint your thing? then I apologise for wasting your time thus far.I do have a touch of the "Mr Gray" about me, so be careful ladies Thank you for taking the time and the interest to look at my profileI would like to wish each and every one of you "All the best and tight lines" A quiet drink and a chat somewhere you feel comfortable

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