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HowieOffline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
Seeking an intelligent, assertive, and confident woman for a monogamous long term relationship. Prefer someone who can also be nurturing and playful, and would be amenable to being bribed with chocolate and extended back rubs. :-)A little bit about be:I believe that it takes two to tango, or to tear up the dance floor while dancing salsa in a passionate, spontaneous way. I can take a picture of myself without the need of a mirror. Better yet, I can take a picture of both of us without using a mirror. ;- . Last, but not least, I have watched enough submarine movies to have an idea of what to do during plumbing emergencies. :-O Sitting across the table from you, interrogation lamp with a hot ***watt bulb aimed in my direction. Your arms are crossed. Sensing my nervousness you smirk briefly as the live questioning is about to begin. You ask me about work, hobbies, educational background, places I have visited, family. You then steer the conversation towards politics. The first thought that comes to my mind is oh, oh, landmine ahead.’s finances. I respond that I agree that Big Bird is a nice guy, but that lately I have been having doubts about having Cookie Monster as a sugary role model for our youth. Your face turns even more serious. It is obvious that it is not the type of answer that you were looking for. You rearrange yourself in your chair as you prepare to get more intense. While doing this your foot unintentionally touches mine. Sensing an opportunity to break the tension I tap your foot in return, making sure that you realize that it was indeed intentional on my part. I stare back into your gaze in a friendly way. A chill suddenly runs down your spine, and you get butterflies in your stomach. You realize that you haven’t felt this way since those first love dates during your high school years. Shyness overtakes you as you smile and tilt your head down. ***, you use a hand to push your hair over one of your ears. Your sudden shyness proves to be contagious and I succumb to it as well. We alternate between shy glances at each other, and looking down at the table. Now both of us are speechless and nobody is in control. We continue like this for about a minute --glancing, looking down, glancing up again, smiling, even giggling a little. With great effort, you take a deep breath and regain enough of your composure to turn off the interrogation lamp. You remove it off the table and you walk back to the kitchen. Although I’m very curious, I’m still paralyzed in full silly mode and unable to ask you what are you planning to do next. You return with a lit candle, a wine bottle, and two glasses.……
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JacobOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
OK.. So I am hoping to find someone with a good job, so I can quit mine, lay around the house eat ice cream and play online poker.If you cannot provide the above do not worry you can still contact me if you can meet my strict rules below.If you want to message me you must.....Have access to a computer, ipad, or mobile device with internet accessMust be able to read and compose sentences (unless you can find someone to do this for you, please do not forget to tip them)Should be fluent in English..although I can Google translate other languages if necessary. (Unless you Irish and speak gibberish)You Must Not be a zombie.. Must not have sought an intimate encounter (unless of course you want to start doing so now with me).Update - many do seem to find my profile funny. Some not so much. It's just an icebreaker. Please ask me a question and I will respond if interested. For me a perfect first date would be going to the ballet, but if you want to see a hockey or football game *** will make that sacrifice for you. How about dinner with many awkward pauses?
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SamOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
I'm an artist and I teach. I think it is great when people have a passion, something they love to do and are able to dedicate themselves to. If you share that mindset, or if you are looking for what that might be within yourself, then we’ll have a significant point of connection. I enjoy food and like to cook: the perfect steak, veal with prosciutto and spinach, baby artichokes sautéed with garlic, making pesto from scratch. As an artist, I'm also good at building things and working with my hands.My ideal match: We can talk about many things and are supportive of each other. We help each other grow. We can take pleasure in the simple things and beautiful moments that occur each day. You have a genuine interest in art or you value creative activity. You are curious about the world. You are authentic and open. You like being cooked for while sharing a bottle of wine. You have a romantic side, are smart, funny, and at times, intense."Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -;One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." - A. A. Milne“Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.” –