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Jamar, 47
United States, Louisiana, Port Allen

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About Me

DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Disco Play Sport Games
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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

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