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Jamar, 47
United States, Louisiana, Port Allen

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About Me

DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Disco Play Sport Games
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    Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

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    I enjoy working out 3 times a week for 1 hour or more and feel this is necessary for all of us. I am working with a personal trainer to work out the correct way and to get the results I truly want.I have been a Retail Manager most of my adult life but since 8 years old I have always had a passion for buying rare coins and currency for profit. I once worked for The Great Estates Roadshow as a Numismatist and traveled all over the USA. I enjoy going to auctions for fun and selling the items I buy for profit. I also enjoy boating, exploring and traveling to new places. I also did volunteer work on educating the public about Civil War history and why this time in history was so important in how we act today. I currently have no pets but I am quiet fond of dogs.I did volunteer work at Save-a-Pet and took some of the dogs out to the park for exercise. I find them to be very protective loving and loyal animals. I have a wide taste for all types of Music but I do not listen to rap or acid rock (remember that?) . I feel that all people are special and none can be replaced. Although I may not get along with all people, I still respect there views and can treat them with respect. My goal is to meet a women and form a friendship first. I am looking to find that right person but in order to do that I realize I must have several things in common with that person and truly care about that person. I am loyal and caring to all my friends both male and female and expect the same from them. I feel the first date is a time to get to know a person and also have a enjoyable time learning about one another.

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    Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    Ive decided to re write this because I dont think I describe myself very well. Ive been divorced since may ***after 20 yrs of marriage. Im a verry happy person, high energy, always looking for my next adventure! Im way younger then my age and I need to be with someone that is just as youthful! Im very affectionate, love to hug and kiss and have no objection to an evening just layin on the sofa with my perfect match. Im honest and will give my all in a relationship. Im responsible and have my own contracting business for 13 years. I own a nice house with a great property and inground pool that is my project house that i work on whenever i get a chance! ok, now that is out of the way, I also have a more wild side and love to go out and let loose, Im a little different then what you might be used to, if i think it, i say it! Normal is boring and theres a time and place for everything! I am very confident but not at all****! (i hate that in people) I used to be shy but I have a new outlook on life and just go for it! so if you think you can handle all of that then you should message me! I am serious about a relationship and have never cheated and expect the same! have a drink and talk

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