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Jamar, 47
United States, Louisiana, Port Allen

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DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Disco Play Sport Games
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    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    I guess this is where I am supposed to tell you about myself. Well I'm better at answering questions about myself because I just do what other people do. I go swimming whenever my sister is available to help me and my subdivision also has a lake and I like to go fishing and I often take my laptop outside and just sit and listen to the radio (online) or watch something on Huluplus.com or Netflix. Whenever someone in the family or friends have a baby I can't wait to hold it (sometimes even people I don't know). And I always enjoy going for a walk and I know that I am physically challenge, but I wouldn't have a problem cuddling by the fire with you. Well that's all that I can think of right now after you get to know me I'm sure you will learn more. I believe a first date should be very comfortable maybe a walk in the park or picnic some where not too privite but a little quite so we can talk and get to know one another.

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  • Toal from Port Allen | Man | 46 years old | Sagittarius
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    Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    I am a father of 3 and they are my main focus but looking for someone to hang out with and have a good time, I like cars and going to the drag strip .. I have been divorced for almost 3 years and I'm ready to allow someone special in my life. I'm a sports fan and like to go to casino once and awhile .. I'm retired and not looking for someone to take care of me or me take care if them.. I want a woman of substance and I'm not going to settle . If I sound like your type I hope to hear from ya if not good luck and wish you the best. If you have a problem with a man being a single father then I'm not the guy for you.

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