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Jacob, 46

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About Me

OK.. So I am hoping to find someone with a good job, so I can quit mine, lay around the house eat ice cream and play online poker.If you cannot provide the above do not worry you can still contact me if you can meet my strict rules below.If you want to message me you must.....Have access to a computer, ipad, or mobile device with internet accessMust be able to read and compose sentences (unless you can find someone to do this for you, please do not forget to tip them)Should be fluent in English..although I can Google translate other languages if necessary. (Unless you Irish and speak gibberish)You Must Not be a zombie.. Must not have sought an intimate encounter (unless of course you want to start doing so now with me).Update - many do seem to find my profile funny. Some not so much. It's just an icebreaker. Please ask me a question and I will respond if interested. For me a perfect first date would be going to the ballet, but if you want to see a hockey or football game *** will make that sacrifice for you. How about dinner with many awkward pauses?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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