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I am looking for a woman to share conversation, activities, nights out and nights in. I enjoy trying new things and would welcome being introduced to your favorite activities. I enjoy music like indie rock, classic rock, dance R&B, & folk rock, depending on my mood and activity,.. plus much more, but those are my go to genres.I have a quick sense of humor. I am looking for someone to share laughs, quick wit and that look across the group's conversation, when we both just get it. Can you find humor or create humor from many situations or appreciate your guy doing so? That's me. But, I can be quite serious when called for. I am well balanced in many areas.I am steady, reliable and trustworthy. I certainly don't allow drama to circle, let alone penetrate, my life. Seriously, it just doesn't happen to me. I am good at avoiding or dismissing drama. If you are surrounded by drama but can never figure out why, I am likely not right you. I love animals, particularly dogs. I enjoy cats too, but I need to be careful of my cat allergy. I enjoy nature and science documentaries. I also appreciate other peoples' talents. I enjoy watching "Chopped" and other reality shows that showcase true talent. I don't enjoy Real Housewives, etc. I enjoy many types of movies and maybe the popcorn just as much. I love being outdoors, but am not a thrill seeker. But, I am not fearful of trying a rewarding experience like canyoneering, zip lines, skydiving, walking on the moon. You know, the usual travel activities.I really enjoy getting away on my boat (weekend cruises, socializing with boaters). It is a great retreat without a TV. I like most kinds of food. I actually can't think of one type I don't like. I will always find something on the menu to order. And, if we cook the meal together, I will like it even more. You will find me to be a caring, giving, loving man. I will help out or even take the lead in the kitchen and other areas of the home. I think that is a great start, but there is certainly more to me than this brief description. I am not going to state what I want in YOU. I can't narrow down my desires and needs in a number of words. I hope and expect there is more to you, too, than your profile suggests! Anywhere we can easily talk and look into each other's eyes to see if there is a real connection. In reality, we should just meet for a cup of coffee or an adult beverage and share a couple of appetizers. A Starbucks would feel like a pseudo business meeting to me, so I prefer a small cafe, bistro or happy hour. The best first date would be one that we expect to last 30 minutes, but goes on for hours, as we share easy conversation and that special spark..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dominic

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    Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57

    Hello Ladies,I am a must see, meet kind of guy. I am a very unique, sensitive, soft hearted person, Romantic, Loving, easy to talk with, ‘great communicator, but a better listener, down to earth, love to laugh, know when to be serious, and a bonus, I know how to treat a Lady,I have always surrounded myself with good people and always looking to do for others. I have hopes of finding a “Lady” that is sensual, will be my recreational companion, admires me, loyal and is attracted to me as attractive as she is to me. I have the desire along with the quality time to put into a relationship.Some things I enjoy doing this time of year; I love the outdoors, take a country ride in the vette with the roof off, watch the leaves fall and seeing your hair blow, going to football games, landscape work, on my place or yours, A fall camping trip would be nice as well. Or take that drive to a winery or farm, Hey I’m ready for about anything. If you prefer to stay in, euchre anyone? or we can build a fire, I’ll cook, or we could just order a pizza an beer, watch your show, or pick a good movie. I am independent, retire, but not rich lol, Loyal to the one I love, I can hold my own, I am not in need but want a Lady to share your time, go places, do things, have fun, be friends, and love each other through it all. Not sure what all else your looking for, :) but I’ll try to make it happen, :) I have been known to move a few mountains. I use to say I was religious, but now I think it’s more spiritual, we all have our beliefs.Ladies, I am a giver, It’s all I know, to make you happy, I will make it all about you, I want to see you smile, your face glow, and when I can do that, I am happy too.If you want to know more, ask. I do hope to hear from you. I think a first date can be spontanious, meet for a drink of your choice an if it goes further then so be it :) if we feel a connectionl then let the time roll on :)

  • Willis

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

    It has been said, possibly by me, that by male standards, all women are crazy but that by female standards, all men are pigs. I am not a pig (references upon request) and I was rather hoping to meet a non-crazy woman. My ideal would be a woman who could be my best friend and yet still look totally hot in heels and a skirt. Most of my male friends are barely passable in a skirt and walk like a duck in high heels but that is a story for another time."Who am I?" you wonder and what makes me think that I deserve one of the apparently few and oh so elusive sane women left in the world? A fair question... I am a decent and honest man (stop smirking - it could happen) who can actually express his feelings and his thoughts with equal clarity. I am quick witted and funny in a quirky way beloved of teenage girls and old women. Teen-aged girls love me for my sense of humor and hopeful flirtiness while old women love me for my impeccable manners and old fashioned chivalric sense of right and wrong. Sadly, I am not attracted to either teenagers or the Geritol set. Well...not in that special way. Okay a bit but I do not act on it. Somewhere around ***the world changed and I seem to have missed the memo. Was that a bit over the top? Well it is late and at this point I am pretty sure I am talking to myself.Who will Miss Right be? Oh first and foremost she will have a wonderful sense of humor and adventure. No broken sparrows for me. I have spent a lifetime loving women who were hurt and mangled inside and though I feel for them still, I have finally learned that I can not heal them. Just for the record, a wonderful sense of humor is NOT the ability to laugh at others but the ability to laugh at yourself. Big difference. Other than a sense of humor it would be nice if my Miss Right was beautiful and sexy. Before you send me any angry *** Barbie Dolls let me just say that physical attraction matters. Much as I am sure that you are entranced by my profile, I know too that if the picture that accompanied it was of Jabba the Hut - you would never have gotten this far. (okay - nobody but shut-ins and gay men are still reading this now).Other than a sense of humor and adventure, some sanity and emotional health and perhaps an attractive form, I would most enjoy the company of intelligent, extroverted and expressive women. I am (you will be stunned to find) a bit talkative and ever so slightly opinionated. I am ex-military and have traveled the world, a historian and political scientist, coach and teacher and a father of two wonderful grown sons. I can talk about just about anything and listen and learn about even more. If you had the same talents, that would be fabulous. The father thing is optional.So, if you have made it this far and are not actually constructing a voodoo doll then why not drop me a line and say hi? I almost never bite and even if we are not right for each other, maybe you will make a new friend. D A first date with me is usually just a meeting for coffee or drinks since I am a big believer in chemistry and I can usually tell within 30 minutes if we have it or not. Frankly, no matter how wonderful we each are - if there is no chemistry, there is no point.

  • Job

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    He has been divorced 7 years and now single again 2 years. Not settling for second best. He feels someone worthy is in his future! What he is looking for in a lady: She needs be open to someone who is creative, spontaneous, and thinks out side the box! Her core values....strength, sincerity, integrity, honesty (a big one) and a compassion to have fun and laugh ( a lot ) not to mention.... he is looking for the one to share his life with. He has lived in the same house for 14 years, retired and financially secure. Best part of all he is comfortable in his own skin.He enjoys making ppl laugh kind of corked that way : ) Like to go out on the town with friends, Cooking on the BBQ, Riding the Harley, Motor boatin on the pontoon, Traveling (love a good beach), A social butterfly. His Favorite local places to hang out... Will hit a cruse night every once and a while when good weather permits the top down. ; )His son is out of collage and has a great future ahead of him. Couldn't be prouder of his accomplishments! (Out of the nest) WOW his house is quiet now. Don't know if that's good or bad, its gone both ways. They grow so fast! Those of you that have children at home "enjoy your time with them" they will go sooner than you imagine. ladies.... I will not reply to In boxes that include sexual content "im not looking for a hook up", no pic, or less than a sentence! Just saying if you want to get to know me I am a open book ask me anything! Hate to put this in my profile but think it is pertinent to what Im looking for. Lets do a treasure hunt. Thinking outside the box! : )

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