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United States, Louisiana, Kinder

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Hello Everyone, more correctly, hello to the 3 people likely to read this. ~~~ thats a joke, humor me and laugh. :) About me... I'm semi-literate and housebroken.... Ok that's a lie, I'm very literate but only semi housebroken. I'm a US Navy Vet. Contrary to popular belief sailors are among the most angelic and innocent of humanity... And I can't even type that with a straight face. As you may guess from the Navy Vet thing I have traveled, even more extensively than the average Sailor. Every continent except Antarctica. (yes I'm bragging) Lowlights... Somolia and this tiny dot of an atoll in the middle of the Indian Ocean called Diego Garcia. Beautiful place, incredible lagoon... full of Hammerhead sharks. No swimming permitted. :) I shave my head. I consider the combover to be an act of pathetic desperation and refuse to do it. As a bonus I save a bunch of money on shampoo.... I look silly trying to do the Time Warp. And now for the part that can get me hate mail.... I know what I like and find attractive and I know what is a straight up turn off. Deal with it. If you send me a message and I dont respond its a good indication you need to cast elsewhere. :) I like Slender, Fit, and even a touch thick if a woman carries it well. I'm a big man, 6'3" and 240lbs, Very little of that is fat. If picking you up for a kiss would put me in traction... NO. It doesn't really matter how great you are if I have to deal with constant foolishness I'll walk away. Trust me, I've seen me do it. :)MAJOR PET PEEVE..... Text messaging.... Some people seem unaware that cell phones have a voice function. While I understand there are times when a text is appropriate there are also times when a call is appropriate. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I have no desire to spend a bunch of time typing with my big fingers on a tiny cell screen.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Chinese English Italian Vietnamese Adult Drama History Western Dirt Bike Racing
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