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Kelsey, 48
United States, Louisiana, Jonesboro

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I just got out of prison and I would like to meet a wealthy super model that will support me for the rest of my life. I have no social skills but my former prison buddies say I'm quite the friendly guy. My original teeth are long gone, but my home made dentures work great. On the upside, the state says with good behavior I could have my driver’s license back in about two years. So you would need to drive me back and forth from work, when I find a job. The woman I need to take care of me will have no self-esteem or goals in life. If you are a meth head with no teeth and have multiple children from unknown fathers, all the better. Please have tattoos and piercings everywhere, it will remind me of prison. And yes, I love drama, liars, and cheaters.Due to the high number of messages I have been receiving, do not be offended if you do not hear from me, no point in wasting each other’s time if there is no attraction.I'm a pretty cool guy trapped in a small town with few prospects, if would like to know more about the real me, just ask. The Super 8

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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