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Hanley, 49

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About Me

Back online after a hiatus....Seeking unemployed, alcoholic, emotionally unavailable woman who still lives with her mother. Bonus points if you're jealous and controlling. Strongly prefer those with criminal records. Add cheap to the mix and go to the head of the class. As for me? I'm emotionally needy, clingy and desperate. I'll never let you hang out with your friends and I'll spend all your money. I gain about ten pounds a year on average and I never put out. Oh and you think you've seen drama? You ain't seen nothin yet. But seriously folks, I believe making lists of qualities you're looking for to be a waste of time. There is no such thing as the perfect man or woman. Maybe just the perfect one for YOU! Keep an open mind and heart. Oftentimes our pre-conceived notions of what we're looking for go right out the window when the chemistry is there. :) My sarcasm is not meant to come off as bitter, but rather humorous, as I don't take this forum too seriously. I'm far from bitter. I'm a gentleman with integrity and I enter every new relationship with an open, hopeful and trusting heart. So if your still breathing after all this, please send me a line and let's talk. Good luck fishes! You and me and some conversation, the rest is trivial.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Davie

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

    I have 2 amazing children, 22 & 23, who I love more than my next breath. I have the best job in the world ***being their father.I was married for 12 years and I've been in three, 4 year realtionships ***I've received extensive on-the-job relationship training, including: keeping the toilet seat down, knowing when to listen & not talk (approximately 95% of the time), knowing when someone needs to be held, say "pee", not "piss" (this is critical ***this might be the most important lesson to learn), etc. I enjoy "soft, wet kisses that last for days"-I enjoy pilates, bike riding on the Strand, art galleries, wine tastings, live music, spontaneous excursions, lying in the sun, watching movies that make me laugh & just hanging out. A sense of humor is important - I try to hold up my end, although you wouldn't know it reading this profile.; at least 6 countries in Europe. I might have been to more countries in Europe, but I would need a map of Europe to check.As a side note, people are concerned about smokers ***I'm happy to say, I only smoke ***when I'm on fire. So, I've got that going for me. I'm open to anything you feel comfortable with. Lunch, dinner, get-to-know-you glass of wine/your beverage of choice, quick cup of coffee ***somewhere we can talk and get to know each other, without straining to be heard, or, if you are shy ***we can simply drive past each other and wave.The place doesn't matter ***the people do. Pretty much open to anything you would like to do, and anywhere you'd like to go ***wherever you feel comfortable.

  • Kash

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    Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57

    Hey I'm Bob new to online dating very social friendly like to have a good time like dogs have two have two fully grown daughters in their 20's like the shore catching some live music locally or a concert going out to dinner or for coffee or a few drinks very easy to get along with and mellow is how I've been described Open to almost anything

  • Spirit

    Online

    Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57

    Ten Things about me............1. Fun, Fun, Fun!2. Glass Half Full 3. Work out often and Like to Walk4. Ice Cream5. Enjoy All music, except cheesey country and listen to XRT the most6. Travel ***times a year7. I am going to Live by an Ocean in SEVEN Years or Less. LOVE THE SUN!! (Currently Reside in the City..... South Loop)8. How are you? 9. Will talk to Anyone and am a kind person10. Always on TimeI am looking for someone who is an optimist, in good shape, kind, and wants to have fun.***WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. *** It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. Let's take a walk or grab a drink or both.

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