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Bartholomew, 47
United States, Louisiana, Cut Off

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About Me

Hey - is anyone out there? Well in case there are, here are some tidbits about me:I live at home, w/mom - great cook! I have the whole 2nd floor to myself! Just too lazy to move out.Favorite thing - my couch. Never leave it!Work - rarely! Only when I have to - like when the IRS asks for my taxes but I'm financially secure (all my money is in the sock drawer).Dating - does buying a bride on the internet count? It didn't work out anyway. She didn't like my mom.Fried chicken for breakfast and egg dumplings for dinner - awesome!I don't own a car, just a bike. So you'll have to pick me up all the time.I keep killing all my pets?Only been arrested twice - jailed overnight once. Not bad.Graduated from HS and college but keep getting letters saying my degree has been revoked? What's up w/that?Ok, ok - enough joking around. I just hope you took the above the way it was meant, if not, then that says more about you than me...Here are some tidbits about the "real" me:* Exercise if very important to me (I train for triathlons, play some golf, tennis, willing to try anything, even dancing).* Very open, have lots of interests from the symphony to billiards (play piano)* People say I look about ***but physically I can hang with 30 somethings....lol)* Love to learn how other people live their lives (their is no right or wrong answer to that)* I can be very spontaneous and can be very disciplined. A good mix - balance - is the key. I will usually drop what I'm doing if it means meeting w/good friends/family cause in the end that is what is most important. * Someone once told me "we don't know where to put you" - meaning how to classify me (jock, smart guy, geek, etc). I take that comment as a positive compliment 100x over. There is no need to classify me - that's the other person's problem, I do what I like to do, period. Many seem to want to classify you - in order to make assumptions about the type of person you are. Remember what they say about those who make assumptions..........* I work in the retirement consulting/recordkeeping industry - small office (no single woman...lol).* At this point in my life, I thought I'd have a family, big home, 2 cars, dog, cat, 3 kids and a lot of debt...lol. I don't and that's okay. The probability at this point is very low and I'm ok w/that too. We move forward. Yes, I can handle kids - its really all about my partner and my relationship w/her first and foremost. If she has kids and I really like her, that would be awesome. If not, that is awesome, too. * Love animals but don't have any - not fair to the pet. I could see owning/running a animal shelter down the road.* Into healthy lifestyle, outdoors, eating well. Yes - I cook (don't assume I just order take out..lol.)* Travel - well who doesn't like to travel? Obviously I'd like to do more.* Like a women with her own mind, opinions and passions, and who has a positive outlook, willing to get dirty (like a tomboy) but can dress up like evil princess in the evening.* Worse thing about online dating - response rate (probably the case for all men). Generally one's profile is merely an introduction. Trying to "figure" someone out - or how they could possibly "fit into your life" - just based one's profile & pics is really just limiting one's opportunities - and that's what all this is about - an opportunity to meet, or at least talk, to someone new (and I don't mean just texting). Heck you got 10x more info than if you just met me at a bar or grocery store - maybe that's a bad thing - IDK.B/T/W - My brother found his wife (my favorite sister-in-law) on meetville - so I know it can work !!! Happy Fishing! whatever makes each comfortable - its a first date, you know...and yes I'm kidding about the 3 Mile Run (maybe...).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Indonesian Mexican Portuguese Thai
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