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A bear and a rabbit was running through the woods one day when they trip over a shiney object sticking up out of the ground . About that time out pop a geni . The geni said who rub my lamp ? Both the bear and the rabbit yelled I did I did! The geni said well I'm in a good mood today so ill tell you what . I'm going to grant three wishes to each of you . Who wants to go first? The bear pushes the rabbit aside and said I do I do ! Ok bear what is your first wish ? The bear said I want all the bears In this area to be females . Poof your wish is granted bear . And what about your first wish rabbit ? Said the geni . I want a motorcycle . Poof and there was a little motorcycle for the rabbit . What's your second wish bear ? Said the geni . The bear said I want all the bears in thease woods to be female . Poof your wish is granted . Said the geni . How about you rabbit what is your second wish ? The rabbit said I want a helmet . Poof ! There was a little helmet for the rabbit . What's your third and final wish bear ? Sid the geni . The bear said I want all the bears in the world to be females ! Poof your wish is granted . Said the geni . About that time the bear and geni herd the motorcycle start up and the rabbit was rideing off . What's your third wish ? Yelled the geni ! The rabbit yelled back . I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY ! Whatever she might like to do I enjoy most things it should be about getting ro know each other anyways isn't It ? Mmmmmm maybe to a strip club ? Go shoot some pool ? Go work on a car ? You know let her be one of the guys !!! Bla ha ha ha ha !!! What a stupid question .

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    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

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  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

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    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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