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Elyakum, 41

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About Me

My mutant power is being able to recognize the celebrity voices used in car commercials in under 20 seconds, which I still haven't found a way to market yet. My hair is one big sea of cowlicks. I'm ****I love to go to shows, I love dancing (esp. to the New Wave Musicsand Old School Hip Hop), I love comics. Both the booky kind and thekind that stand up and tell me the jokes. I'm also a huge, HUGEmovie geek.I've also recently become addicted to podcasts (Yay, The 40 Year Old Boy!)as they help me get through my job.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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