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Cory, 45

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I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…gonow that you have read this i hope you know that i am not serious i just like to make someone laugh WELL did I lol, so if you do not see the funny side of it !!! (WELL) good luck to you,,P.S ,,,, I would like to meet someone who is fun to be with & can take a joke & give one back,,, that all depends the person ?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Bfoster

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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30

    Hi! My name is Bfoster. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bogalusa, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Jehoiakim

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    ....but hes a special part of my life, i myself like arts wine tasting, and occasionally i,ll go to the movies, i dont mind going camping if offered but i have done it a thousand times when i was younger its not really huge with me, ***,m more domestic, i also love concerts, some not all of them, pending on who plays....enjoy good food sushi and italian.. my friend would describe me as light hearted and funny overall a good earnest individual, i,m straight to the point as well, but i also like to impersonate people i like to keep upbeat in any stressful situation. my goals are to stay healthy and find my soulmate one day. marriage is tough i only want to do it once, i have not been married before, as long as it feels right i would, i know divorce can be brutal, so i,m patient and careful on who i meet!,im honest and forward on who i would like to meet please read not to be mean spirited (attention i do not date women who are big or plus size..sorry i,m not attracted to that some guys are.. so if you are plus size i will not write you back you probably are nice but you have to have a physical attraction as well as mental and emotional if you are curvy and well put porportionally i might be interested, thank you for understanding i just know what appeals to me)... my taste in music , sometimes hard and loud ac/dc or van halen old skool r&b i wish i coul pick up v***from sac better.;b. not to mention i like some of audioslave and a little tool some songs......im really a kid at heart..i,m open minded to do other things...i would love to travel more, but with work and being a single parent is tough..i work hard to spoil my son, or well loved, iwork hard to support my family especially in these hard economic times...i guess i,m a little reserved, my friends would call me a great guy smart loyal to a tee, animated as well..but one great family man who actually cares about himself and others and a person who is not selfish... thank you for reading my post..if your not into a hard working earnest person who actually has value then dont bother wasting my time..if your serious then lets meet at a coffee shop. sushi bar...drama queens dont apply..smart intellegent women who cares about there family thats my ideal mate..but they can laugh at themselves as well..i love humor i love being animated..smile live life of the fullest especially in a stressful world we live in today...thank you :)...you wont be disappointed...hands down i,m one of the best/classy guys on here..if you want class pick me..if not dont bother!..prepared to be spoiled with me as well! my first date.....well if it were up to me maybe a dinner and a movie pending on our conversation.. maybe heart attack racing maybe miniature golf or even bowling. or just plain and simple coffee or latte. i would ask her what she had in mind. sure i will be nervous..but i love humour..i can be very animated i like to keep things loose on the first date...i like to know what your interests are and find out what your about not a full history but a little so maybe we can make an assessment after the first date to see where it might go later

  • Shelah

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    I have 6 kids, and yes all with my now ex wife. My oldest is 21 and my youngest is 7. Been divorced for close to 8 years now,She was pregnant with last child when we split. Not bitter towards her for any reason, as I am sure she had her reasons. She has moved on and is remarried. So if you do stop by, go ahead write me something.I can be fun to be around if you would like to find out how much fun, that has to be done in person. Maybe could even become a *** your in to that..I have alot of friends and get along with just about any body.One thing i will ask if you made it this far in reading but if you could look at me and look into my heart when you do? I will do the same for you. : update ***I own my own Construction Business In a smaller town of only ***people. Started with my own construction company in ***. I started this because my family was mainly in the construction industry of building homes. and at the time my Father was also doing construction. Before construction I was driving truck, had mail run that went from the Twin cities to Winnipeg. But some government programs had ended the run. I had to go over the road and didnt like that as much because i wasnt home any more. One good thing did come out of the mail run i had as i had a lay over in the cities. Now i have allways been a slender guy but i took a liking to it, and bought alot of equipment for home. It did pay off because my oldest son took a liking to it also, and lifting weights became an every day thing for him. My son had joined the National gaurd while in High school and now is at college and seeking a career in physical fitness. Back to my other business I did run a bar for the last two years and found out I did not like that as it took all my time away from doing Construction. Thought I would be able to do both guess i was wrong.I also have 5 homes with one being my own now and the others rented out. When I ran the Bar there were 2 apartments so i lived above the bar for those 2 years. My hobbies I guess while married some what got lost with raising the family at the time of 5 kids we had, and all i did was work. When younger I rode alot of snowmobiles, any thing on the water to boating, swimming, skiing, and Camping. I also own a 5th wheel camper now. I have 4 wheelers and dont ride them enough any more as my kids are not around but 4 days a month. Plan on doing that alot more as well as just to travel more. I really do enjoy riding. So i guess i am going to end this for now if want to know more just ask! I am pretty much a open book. I hide nothing and allways been a honest person.Thought i might add one more thing about the small town i live in. Maybe it interests you maybe not. Home of Artic Cat the maker of snowmobiles, Digi key Witch employs alot of people with a decent pay andreally great benifits, and they are in the process of building a new hospital there. So if any of this interests you well there are a few places of interest close by to me. Update this part of the profile. The first date has been awhile since going on one of those! So i thought i would just wing it from the time we met, Till the time we said goodbye.If that might work for you go ahead and put some thing in these little boxes provided so that i can get to know you.

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